Just when you thought it was safe to have a stripper pole, rodents, and giant nests of drain-hair in your salon … Tabatha’s back to tell you it’s unacceptable. Really, Tabatha’s Salon Takeover has it all. It has makeovers, not just salon makeovers but attitude makeovers and hair makeovers! Who doesn’t love makeovers? There will be tears, spy cams, and CHANGES, PEOPLE. Also, it looks like some even crazier stuff is going down on this season (why is Tabatha throwing that guy on a mat at 0:18?).

I’m so happy I’ll have something to watch on Monday nights again! Here are some video previews of the first episode, where it looks like “keeping it in the family” is a horrible, horrible idea:

And it looks like we’ve got a potential hoarding situation on our hands! Also, Tabatha uses one of our favorite Sassy Brit words, “gobsmacked.”

I love it! Are you excited for Tabatha’s return? It will give you something to talk to your hairdresser about!
This is how I feel:
(image and video courtesy of Bravo)