Let’s delve into the spiritual realm shall we? On second thought, let’s deal with some real-world, on-this-earth crazy. I’m talking about a further examination of one of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ most fascinating characters: Allison DuBois.

I went online to see if I could find video clips of the dinner party from hell and I found a totally revelatory bonus clip on Bravotv.com. In this clip, Kyle goes to visit her psychic after the dinner party. Apparently everyone in Beverly Hills has a psychic, some more cracked up than others. It seems like Kyle’s psychic is legit, though, because she’s totally spot on about some things. Watch the clip below:
So who would you believe, Kyle’s psychic or Allison DuBois, whose “powers” increase in direct correlation with how much she’s had to drink? I’m not even convinced Allison has powers, she’s probably just a weirdo who gets extremely bitchy when she’s drunk. For review, let’s take a look at last night’s big argument again:

Warning: that video may make you super uncomfortable! Ugh, I can barely stand to watch it because Allison is so horrid. And let’s not forget: “I can tell you when she will die and what will happen to her family. I love that about me!” In the words of Faye Resnick, EWWW! I really hope we never see the medium again.
But actually, let’s see some more of her! Here she is in an interview talking about Medium. I love how she uses “the character” (Patricia Arquette) and “I” interchangeably. Do you think she can tell the difference between TV and real life?

Confirmed: she’s awful! I implore you to watch as many of these as you can take, because she’s just ridiculous. Hair by Ginger Spice.

Oh, and she writes books, one of which is called We Are Their Heaven. Here she is talking about it in another video. She’s all over YouTube, guys. There are not enough groans in the world or in the after-life.


(image and video courtesy of Bravo and YouTube/SyFy)

Carla Patton

Writer, BuddyTV

Originally from Seattle, Carla recently took a husband and moved to Austin, Texas, where she is finally using her television “problem” to her advantage. It’s sort of like Dexter, but boring and less murdering. Carla’s favorite shows include 30 RockThe Amazing RaceProject RunwayModern Family, anything with murder, and pretty much anything gross and weird (CSIThe BachelorToddlers & Tiaras, etc.). Favorite canceled shows include: Arrested DevelopmentVeronica Mars and Average Joe. In her spare time, Carla leads tours of downtown Austin on a Segway (don’t knock it ’til you’ve tried it!), blogs about Netflix Instant, and visits elementary schools telling children they don’t need math to succeed (just kidding, stay in school, kids).