It’s not like we need to improve Bones. It’s a fun, well-made and entertaining show. But everything is better as a drinking game!
How would a Bones drinking game work? We have 20 to choose from, ranked in order of least to most dangerous — play at your own risk. Cheers!
#20 Drink whenever Hodgins explains a conspiracy theory
#19 Drink whenever a stranger assumes Booth and Brennan are a couple
#18 Drink whenever Hodgins and Angela do or say something that reminds you of how fundamentally weird they both are
#17 Drink whenever Caroline calls someone “cheri”
#16 Drink whenever Sweets fails to get Brennan and Booth to do what he suggests
#15 Drink whenever Angela calls someone “sweetie”
(Courtesy of Laura Lee Reitano)
#14 Drink whenever Cam tries to hurry the process along by managing
#13 Drink whenever Hodgins gets irritated
#12 Drink whenever a squintern seems confused by everyone else in the Jeffersonian
#11 Drink whenever Hodgins gets excited by something disgusting
#10 Drink whenever Brennan cites anthropology to refute something Booth said
#9 Drink whenever Booth looks at Brennan instead of at the road while driving
#8 Drink whenever they eliminate a person from suspicion
#7 Drink whenever you see the “cocky” belt buckle
#6 Drink whenever someone swipes a keycard to get onto the forensics platform
(Courtesy of Kaari Firor)
#5 Drink whenever Brennan misses an obvious pop culture reference
#4 Drink whenever you see something gratuitously disgusting
#3 Drink whenever Brennan says something that would be inappropriate if said by anyone else
#2 Drink whenever Booth says “Bones”
(Courtesy of Laura Lee Reitano)
#1 Drink whenever Booth and Brennan share a meaningful look
