Here are the best and funniest quotes from Sam and Dean Winchester’s adventures in the ninth episode of Supernatural season 11, “O Brother Where Are Thou?” Also, check out my recap of this episode.

Official Synopsis from the CW: “Amara (guest star Emily Swallow) unleashes her power on the local townspeople as she issues a shocking challenge. Dean (Jensen Ackles) tries to better understand the hold Amara has on him, while Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Crowley (Mark Sheppard) come up with a plan that could have disastrous consequences.”

#19 “Clearly if Sam enters the Cage, he’s gone. I mean, yes, it’s on my bucket list, but now’s not the time to be selfish.”

-Crowley to Sam and Dean

#18 “Wait, so only dead people get to see Him? And this makes sense to billions of you?”

-Amara to the priest about God

#17 “God is the light, and it is the light that vanquishes the darkness.”

-The priest to Amara

#16 “If I wanted to kill you, I’d have done that”

Rowena: “Lay a hand on me and my followers will swoop down on this tin can palace of yours with all the power of the Book of the Damned.”
Crowley: “Stow it, you lying bitch. If you could do that, you’d have done it. If I wanted to kill you, I’d have done that.”

#15 “We’re all enemies. But right now we got bigger fish to fry, then we can go back to killing each other.”

-Dean to Rowena

#14 “You do have unresolved issues with your domineering older brother and the abandonment by your father.”

-Rowena to Sam

#13 “You may summon Fergus and tell him to bring a handcart. We are going to Hell.”

-Rowena to Sam

#12 “I promised Lincoln a fun night at the theater. Things change.”

-Rowena to Sam

#11 “If you can’t stand the heat, get out of Hell.”

-Rowena to Crowley

#10 “I’d say it suits you”

Crowley (about the Cage): “It makes your flesh crawl, doesn’t it, Moose? I get it. I’m the King of this place, still not my cup of tea.”
Sam: “I don’t know Crowley, I’d say it suits you: Dark, empty.”
Crowley: “Fascinating, the utter contempt when I’m in the midst of saving the Winchesters’ bacon. Again.”

#9 “Sam Winchester, my old roomie. Hug it out?”

-Lucifer to Sam

#8 “He’s so alpha, isn’t he? Probably not relationship material, though.”

-Rowena to Crowley about Lucifer

#7 “Where’s the big burrito Himself? Where’s God in all of this?”

-Lucifer to Sam

#6 “All current indications of His presence are that there are no current indications of His presence.”

-Sam to Lucifer about God

#5 “He encouraged religions as monuments to His ego. Promised the fearful safety if they’d adore him. His way or the highway.”

-Amara to Dean about God

#4 “It’s not easy being a parent, knowing when to hug your child and to kill him.”

-Rowena to Crowley

#3 “I was the beginning and I will be the end. I will be all that there is.”

-Amara to Dean

#2 “I know that you’re a warrior and your instinct is to resist, but I can’t be resisted.”

-Amara to Dean

#1 “You and I will be together. It’s so simple, Dean. We will become one. Why wouldn’t you want that?”

-Amara to Dean

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