What’s with this guy? Consider this Installment One of ‘Why the hell is Aaron Carter on Dancing with the Stars?” I’ll admit that I thought he was cute as a button when he was jumping around claiming that he could beat Shaq in a basketball game, but guess what? He’s now 21 and still has the same attitude as his 13 year old self. I’m all for having confidence but this guy is smarmy. And to prove it, Aaron Carter was on Chelsea Lately last night and was just a despicable human being.

So you’ve all heard the stories of Hilary Duff and Lindsay “Crazy” Lohan fighting over this kid. First, you might ask yourself why. Then, you might ask yourself why anyone would care. I don’t know. But people did care about this little slice of drama back in the day. Aaron f-ing Carter decides to clear up the whole mess in his interview with Chelsea Handler. Evidently, he didn’t cheat on Hilary with Lindsay. No. He cheated on Hilary with her best friend. You’re a class act Mr. Little Carter, especially with the tone of voice you use to tell the tale. He seems proud of what he’s done.

Then, he goes and hits on the whole audience. Maybe he thinks he’s cute, but he’s not. If you want to get girls, Aaron (or win Dancing with the Stars for that matter), try to hide the fact that you’re a sleaze and maybe put on a couple of pounds. Is it just me or does he look totally coked out? I’m not trying to get a rise out of anyone, I genuinely think his face looks sunken in like a coke addict. Maybe he doesn’t do drugs. Maybe he just really needs to eat a hamburger or two. I’m not saying what caused his look, I just tell it like I see it.

Are you not convinced that Aaron’s the most annoying person in the world? Do you think he’s a nice, stand-up dude? Well, watch the video below and let me know what you think. I’m willing to hear some pro-Aaron arguments on this one. But that doesn’t mean I won’t be back next week with Aaron Carter rant number two.

– Kim Wetter, BuddyTV Staff Columnist
(Image courtesy of ABC)