The 20 most sex-crazed characters from television.


#20 Dean Winchester, Supernatural

Not only is Dean a little too into hotel room porn, but he’s also been known to hit on any skanky girl in a bar. Plus, in season 4 when things were looking bad, he took time out of saving the world to get touched by an angel in the back of the Impala.

Dean Winchester, Supernatural


#19 Nancy Botwin, Weeds

If there’s a problem, Nancy solves it with sex. Whether she’s marrying a DEA agent, hooking up with her boss, getting pregnant with a drug kingpin’s baby or having nasty sex in a dingy bar with Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Nancy is always up for sex even in the most dire of situations.


#18 Elaine Vassal, Ally McBeal

No TV character has enjoyed talking about sex more than Cage and Fish’s nosey secretary. Elaine was the epitome of hyper-charged sexuality, flirting with any man in sight and talking frankly and openly about sex whenever she could.


#17 Vince Masuka, Dexter

Dexter’s horny fellow lab geek, the only things Masuka loves more than making wildly inappropriate sexual jokes at a grisly crime scene are strippers.


#16 Ricky Underwood, The Secret Life of the American Teenager

Despite still being in high school, Ricky may be one of the most sexually experienced characters on TV, bedding any woman he can, even after getting a girl pregnant.


#15 Charlie Harper, Two and a Half Men

It’s hard to separate the character and the actor after Charlie Sheen’s hotel escapade, but on the show, his character is a true cad and womanizer.


#14 Chuck Bass, Gossip Girl

Why can this dapper gentleman get any girl he wants? If you asked him, he’d say “I’m Chuck Bass,” and that’s the only explanation necessary. His name is literally a license to thrill.


#13 Santana Lopez, Glee

Whether she’s taking Finn’s virginity, planting sweet little lady kisses on Brittany, or lusting after the world’s hottest dentist, Santana is always ready for a good time.


#12 The Entire Cast of Jersey Shore

The hot tub on Jersey Shore has seen more action than a platoon of Vietnam vets, and based on the show, these guidos and guidettes are going to continue jumping on as many grenades as they can.


#11 Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

The man literally wrote the book on picking up women. He has over 200 conquests and has accepted every conceivable challenge, even ones not actually offered, to sleep with a woman.


#10 Henry VIII, The Tudors

Over the course of just 38 episodes, Henry VIII went through all six of his wives, jumping from one to another trying nonstop to make a male heir.

Henry VIII, The Tudors


#9 Captain Jack Harkness, Torchwood

Even if the world’s about to end, Captain Jack will take time out to flirt with whatever man, woman or alien is standing closest to him. Now that’s true addiction.


#8 Mark Sloan, Grey’s Anatomy

As Dr. Miranda Bailey once said, “This man is a whore, has always been a whore, will probably always be a whore.”


#7 Jason Stackhouse, True Blood

Maybe it’s just the curse that comes with being so damn good-looking, but Jason manages to find sex no matter where it is. He’ll get into S&M, have sex in the trash and even knock boots with the minister’s wife at Bible camp. Even when he doesn’t want to have sex, he can’t help but find it.

Jason Stackhouse, True Blood


#6 Samantha Jones, Sex and the City

The prototype for the modern American feminist, Samantha decided to prove that she’s equal to men in the sex department by having wild, carefree, indiscriminate sex with as many men as she could find. You go, girl!

Samantha Jones, Sex and the City


#5 Glenn Quagmire, Family Guy

If I need to explain why Quagmire is a sex addict, you’ve clearly never seen this show. When the man discovered Internet porn, he nearly killed himself from exhaustion.

Glenn Quagmire, Family Guy


#4 Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk

Brian was hot and he knew it, so he lived life to the fullest and did whatever and whoever he wanted, not caring about the emotional consequences.

Brian Kinney, Queer as Folk


#3 Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck

Not only did Christian turn a lesbian into his wife, but he also once had sex with a woman on a rooftop and sent her over the edge in mid-thrust, killing her. And somehow that didn’t stop him one bit from his promiscuous lifestyle.

Christian Troy, Nip/Tuck


#2 Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls

An oldie but a goody, Blanche proved that even senior citizens need to get their rocks off, seducing every retired man she could find.

Blanche Devereaux, The Golden Girls


#1 Hank Moody, Californication

Hank is the ultimate sex addict because it has truly ruined his life. His inability to meet a woman without having sex with her broke up his marriage, and having sex with an underage girl in the show’s first episode caused plenty of drama that explodes in the fourth season when he goes on trial for statutory rape.

Hank Moody, Californication

John Kubicek

Senior Writer, BuddyTV

John watches nearly every show on TV, but he specializes in sci-fi/fantasy like The Vampire DiariesSupernatural and True Blood. However, he can also be found writing about everything from Survivor and Glee to One Tree Hill and Smallville.