When we left her, Snooki was in a pickle, and not the kind she likes. After telling her boyfriend that Vinny had merely "bleeped" her the night before (WHAT WORD DID SHE USE? its an unsolved mystery!), Jionni gave Snooki a second chance ... which she then immediately used up by finding out that Vinny actually F*CKED her (the ULTIMATE bleep!) during those several minutes that she and Jionni were "on a break." Well... duh. When she blacks out, Snooki immediately takes off all her clothes and falls on the closest dick. How come I know that and she doesnt?
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