Remember the movie The Ring
? And its tagline, "Before You Die, You See The Ring?" (Why are you looking at me like that? It only came out in 2002. This is totally topical. Stay with me.)
Well, sorry Naomi Watts' character in The Ring
, but you're wrong. Because THIS is what you see before you die.
Behold, Real Housewives of New Jersey resident head loon
Danielle Staub performing her new single, "Real Close," live before a trapped and tortured studio audience, backed by a gang of clueless meathead stripper clowns. It is literally impossible to decide what part of this video is the best/worst. Even so, after the video, I will try to name them all.
But first, see if you can get all the way through the performance. I dare you. (And I promise you won't die. Except a few of your brain cells.)