Those fickle editors have been ignoring her storyline all season long (surely to make way for Courtney's indispensable comments like "winning!"
and "see ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!"
), so yesterday, Ellen decided to show us
what she's been doing this season on The Bachelor
While the other girls wasted their time fighting over Ben, Ellen spent her days drinking, wearing beautiful bedazzled caftans, drinking, sharing her good ideas, drinking, staring down other contestants and draaanking
. If only the other Bachelor ladies would live up to her example:
PICK SOME MORE ROSES! Why didn't we think of that sooner? Ellen, you're the best. Bitch, Belize!
(Image courtesy of ABC/Ellen)