'Supernatural' Recap: Let the Armageddon Begin (Page 2/5)
John Kubicek
John Kubicek
Senior Writer, BuddyTV
WARNING: What follows may be unsuitable for young children, old children, or really anyone.

We see a girl typing away at her computer about how Sam is gently caressing Dean's clavicle, wanting to give in to their forbidden desires.  Yes, that's right, we're watching a girl write Wincest slash fan fiction.  It's both the grossest and most hilarious thing ever.

The girl is Becky, and she's super stoked to get a call from Carver Edlund himself.  She's a little too obsessed with Supernatural, and when Chuck asks her to deliver a message to the boys from him, she practically climaxes at the thought of Sam and Dean being real.

Becky heads straight over to their motel to give them the message and to fondle Sam's chest.  She's there to say the Michael Sword is on Earth because the angels lost it, and that it's in a castle on top of 42 dogs.  Only she says it while touching Sam's chest, which is very distracting.

The brothers finally decide they need help, so they call up Uncle Bobby who drives down for some handy exposition.  Michael was the angel who first booted Lucifer to Hell using his sword, so it's time to find it and use it.  Sam is in a confessing mood this episode so he tells Bobby about how he turned to the dark side, killed Lilith, and accidentally let this whole apocalypse thing happen.

Bobby is furious and he tells Sam that, if they get out of this, he never wants to see him again.  Anyone out there who thinks this doesn't sound like Bobby at all, raise your hand.  If you didn't raise your hand, you're clearly not a Supernatural fan.

<<PREVIOUS   (1)   (2)   (3)   (4)   (5)   NEXT>>