This New Year's Eve, Snooki will be placed inside of a ball and dropped in Times Square.
I cannot tell if this is the best or worst news that I've ever heard, but I can tell you two things: She probably volunteered to do it, since her lineage is actually tainted with a few rogue strands of gerbil DNA. And the instant I heard this news, all I wanted to do for the rest of the day/ever was photoshop Snooki inside of other things. She's so tiny and orange and ridiculous. She is the human fun-size candy bar. She belongs inside of other things!So, for Christmas I got you these 12 photoshopped images of Snooki inside of other things, including the New Year's Eve ball. Happy holidays, everybody.
Jersey Shore is available on Amazon Prime.
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If you have an image of Snooki inside of another thing, feel free to post it in the comments or email it to me at email@example.com. I would like to make a 365-day 2011 calendar. (For charity.)