Gwyneth Paltrow returns as Holly Holiday on the next episode of Glee, “Sexy,” when she’ll join “forces” (and mooore?) with Will to teach the Glee clubbers “the facts of life.” Like all their hookups and that one pregnancy hasn’t taught them well enough yet? Oh, Glee.

Check out a sneak peek of the episode in which Holly does an, err, interactive presentation on the topic with a performance of Joan Jett’s “Do You Want to Touch Me?”

Then listen to a couple of the upcoming tracks from Tuesday’s episode, including Kurt and Blaine singing “Animal” by Neon Trees, and Dr. Carl (STAMOS!), Emma and New Directions singing “Afternoon Delight.” Can they continue in the grand tradition of Anchorman and Arrested Development with their rendition? Listen and decide for yourself:

“Do You Wanna Touch Me?” originally by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, performed by Gwyneth Paltrow, Naya Rivera and Heather Morris [source: TVLine]:

Is she trying too hard, or just hard enough? And speaking of hard … Will Schuester’s face grossed me out.

“Animal,” originally by Neon Trees, performed by Darren Criss and Chris Colfer:

ARE THEY SINGING IT TO EACH OTHER? WILL THESE TWO FINALLY JUST KISS ALREADY?

“Afternoon Delight,” originally by Starland Vocal Band, performed by John Stamos, Jayma Mays and New Directions:

I feel weird about this. But I’ll hold out for the episode to see if it makes me full-on uncomfortable.

Here’s the preview for “Sexy,” including a sneak peek at another song we’ll hear in the episode, “Kiss” by Prince:

Do you think “Sexy” will wow or mortify your pants off? Find out when it airs Tuesday, March 8 at 8pm on FOX.

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