"These girls are not as smart as me!"

Photo Shoot:
Jay Manuela and Nigel greeted the models out in a field on a tractor, and laid out the photo challenge: each girl would model the same black satin fitted bedsheet (except they called it a "dress") and pose with Prince the sheep.

Krista was scared, saying "I just have this thing about animals," (just like you have this thing with white penises?) but she faced her fear and got so gorgeously up close and personal with Prince that he started singing "Purple Rain."


Angelea got on set and was too focused on the gothic tent they'd put her in, and Nigel called her a disappointment.

Cue Fall:

But, luckily for Angelea, she wasn't the only sheep-sucker (haha, sorry, and also eww) out there on the moor. Alasia out-cluelessed herself and ended up with a photo that looks like ... what does this even look like? I see Bow Wow in drag, but  I might still be thinking about the Ru Paul's Drag Race finale from Monday:

Elimination:
Andre is the most fabulous gay Hobbit to ever grace The Shire:

And Tyra is ... Tyra. Jumpsuit, craze-face and all:
 
When the judges called the girls up one by one, and they got to Angelea, Tyra criticized her dress for being too "in the club." And then Angelea, now in full-blown "pantiless Britney getting out of the car" decision-making mode, said she was so glad Tyra mentioned the "club," and proceeded to show the judges her "in the club" walk. And face. And "heeeeeey!" pointed arm motions.

And I wish I had gotten a better picture of it, but my JAW was too busy DROPPING and LAUGHING at the same time, like a crazed gyroscope, and it was going so fast that it broke off of my face, and then it looked up at me from the floor and mouthed the words "WHAT WAS THAT?" This guy knows what I'm talking about:

After looking through all six final photos of the Black Sheet/Sheep photo shoot, the judges deemed KRISTA the best for the second week in a row. Tyra said her photo was "like the tornado of loveliness to me."

Runner-up photo went to ALEXANDRA (She's BACK! But also still, kind of, who?) Then RAINA got called. And ANGELEA, ashamed of what she had done (and presumably back in reality), felt like this:

It's not like she was just looking at her shoe or having a singular moment of anxiety or just trying not to barf. She stood like this, metaphorical tail between her legs, for the ENTIRE photo call-out ceremony.

Then Tyra called her name and, Fall fully accomplished (complete with major crash landing), Angelea approached the deity and was granted redemption.  And she felt like this:

The Bottom Two: JESSICA "Too Commercial" versus ALASIA "So Smart She Knocks on Elevator Doors and Applies This Intelligence to Her Modeling, As Well."

Fearing her brain was not connected to her body, just to be safe Tyra sent both of Alasia's parts home, and Jessica lived to cute it up another day.

Did Tyra make the right call? Will you miss Alasia's antics?

Next Week: Tyra photographs the final five, who appear to be drenched in mud and ... snakes? Guess we'll find out!