Rachel HubbardNew crop of talent! Again, she sounds ordinary to me... but she's okay and a little bit more.
Thaddeus Johnson
Very soulful. He's rocking it. Randy calls him the best 16-year-old he's ever seen.
Genesis Moore
For
a moment I thought I saw Beyonce. She does have chops. Kara applauds
her vocals. And that concludes Ryan's lesson on the 16-year-olds
auditioning for the first time, but before the ads, a reminder of
what's ahead. A "man flower". Go figure.
So far I'm thinking this episode is really pointless. All those unused footage from unused back stories...
Adrian Chandtchi
He's
17. He's tall. Six-foot-eight, in fact. But he's a horrible jumper. He
swims. He's nicknamed "the big Kahuna". He doesn't want to be called
that. He calls himself a "beautiful man flower". He wants to prove that
he can do it despite his height. Some back story. He sings Elvis'
"Can't Help But Falling In Love With You", and what comes out is just
odd. You see, he's got a really small voice, and he sings like a
nervous six-year-old forced to sing during the holidays. He gets three
nos, and he leaves, but not after saying, "you have my number, you can
just call me."
Not exactly a train wreck. Just... not right.
Michael Lynche
So
this is the guy who was supposedly disqualified? He's got bad ass arms.
Now, I know some fans have this thing called "arm porn"... what about
this one? Does this count? Anyway, his looks defy expectations: he's
got a very soulful voice, a bit like James Ingram or Peabo Bryson (I'm
not sure if I have my comparisons correct, so forgive me). Kara calls
him a "singing teddy bear". He gets four yeses and, with it, a golden
ticket .
Didi Benami
She's
auditioning in memory of her best friend Rebecca, who died four years
ago. Okay. Emo sequence with Death Cab for Cutie in the background. I
understand since they're really close BFFs. She tries to battle her
emotions, perhaps affected her song choice: "Hey Jude", which she does
in a slightly jazzy, more upbeat way. Obvious comparison: Megan Joy.
That linger in her voice, only more marketable. I like her! I really
like her! She starts crying after, overcome by her emotions--guess
she'll cry more when she gets four yeses. Sure, Simon's yes wasn't so
certain, but it's still a yes.
(Right now I'm saying, "please be in the top 12, please be in the top 12...")
Ryan talks about "facing the odds" and I know I should stay away. But, alas, I can't.
Aaron Kelly
Dad
can't keep a job, moved around to many places, social services
threatened to take the family away, uncle eventually adopted them.
Obviously, with this set-up, he gets it, right? He does "The Climb"
and... I can't really put my finger around it. It's decent, reminds me
of someone whose name is at the tip of my tongue, only mixed with
cute-boy charms. They did see him as a cute 16-year-old. Four yeses
later, I'm guessing he'll be a bit of a David Archuleta.
Kimberly Bishop
"I'll
be the next pop singer because I have a really good heart," she says.
Imagine a goth girl doing stuff Madonna or Angelina Jolie do. She does
"I Kissed A Girl" and I automatically see a Glee reference. Tina sang
this song on her audition, too! Only this one was a bit awkward. There
are the seductive gestures. That works. But she struggled with the
song, a bit slurry, seemingly out of breath. She gets two nos and a
yes--from Simon. And then she asks before leaving, "can I be excused?"
Shaddaii Harris
Another
sob story: her mom came along. Mom says she saw a vision of her singing
when she was still carrying her. She does an Alicia Keys song and... it
sounds odd. After a bad start, she gets her bearings later, but it
sounds pretty bad. Imagine the sound of you singing in the shower,
surrounded by metal plates. No, it's just bad. It's just a no. Okay,
it's not a sob story. But what's next is "a story of hope".
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Hope Johnson
It
literally is the story of Hope. She didn't know they were poor when she
was young. She talks about bringing home food for her little brother,
sneaked from her lunch trays in school. And then she cries. I try so
hard not to be annoyed at this overplay. Well, she hopes people see her
and say she's a star. Could be: she's got this soft, sweet voice, a bit
like Colbie Caillat, breathy and cool. Also helps that she looks
pretty: this 15-year-old's got the complete package. Four yeses later,
she freaks out. "This is ridiculous!" she blurts out.
Genius, producers: Snow Patrol's "Just Say Yes" in the background!
And finally, one last look at the past three weeks. 181 people through to Hollywood, out of 100,000 or so.
What
did you think, kids? Do we have a winner? Was this episode pointless,
or did it help lots? Next week, we're on to Hollywood, with Ellen
DeGeneres taking on Paula Abdul's old seat for good, talking
about dullness and leopards. And finally, the search for our Top 24
begins. Be patient, young ones. We're getting there.
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