Season 14, Episode 2 -  Air Date: 3/17/2010
9 Ratings
Your vote: 5


The girls pose for their first official Top Model photo shoot but quickly learn they are only allowed to wear one article of clothing. Andre Leon Talley makes his debut alongside Tyra and Nigel on the judges panel for the first elimination of cycle 14. (Courtesy of The CW)

‘America‘s Next Top Model‘ Recap: Naked, Wet and Smelly

After last week‘s America‘s Next Top Model premiere, a 90-minute mash of casting calls, makeovers and a tiny sliver of drama on the side (I believe the scientific term is a "fustercluck"), who even knew what we were going to get in this 90-minute episode? I didn‘t. You didn‘t. The models and the judges didn‘t, clearly, because the editing made them look CRAZY busy. Which was actually reassuring, because I didn‘t feel alone in my confusion that the format of this show used to be challenge-photo shoot-elimination, but now it‘s photo shoot-elimination-challenge-photo shoot-elimination? But only for this week? Naduwhaaaa? Tonight everybody was like skinny chickens with their heads chopped off, which is a shame because there was a BRAND NEW weave on that head, and now it‘s all dirty and dead.
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