After last weeks Americas Next Top Model premiere, a 90-minute mash of casting calls, makeovers and a tiny sliver of drama on the side (I believe the scientific term is a "fustercluck"), who even knew what we were going to get in this 90-minute episode? I didnt. You didnt. The models and the judges didnt, clearly, because the editing made them look CRAZY busy. Which was actually reassuring, because I didnt feel alone in my confusion that the format of this show used to be challenge-photo shoot-elimination, but now its photo shoot-elimination-challenge-photo shoot-elimination? But only for this week? Naduwhaaaa? Tonight everybody was like skinny chickens with their heads chopped off, which is a shame because there was a BRAND NEW weave on that head, and now its all dirty and dead.
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