Guest judge Whitney Port drops by the loft to surprise the girls before they put their personalities to the test during a runway challenge. This week‘s photo shoot finds the girls posing with big hair. (Courtesy of The CW)

HhhAAAMMmph. HHhhAAwwwrrrrggh. PpppppffffAAAwwhhhhhAAArgh!Oops! Sorry, everyone. I just really needed to cough up that boulder-sized hairball before explaining to you what went down during tonight‘s episode of America‘s Next Top Model: an episode so powerful, so full of joy and stupidity and mega-tons of hair, hair, HAIR! that some of that hair actually transformed into electrons that traveled through my TV and into my gaping mouth (perma-aghast at tonight‘s ANTM amazingness), where they then transmogrified back into real hair and lodged in my throat, collecting in a ball of hair-residue happiness that I have now graciously hawked up all over
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