You Might Be a ‘Lost’ Addict If…

  • Jan 15, 2010
  • Buddy TV

Have you seen every single episode of Lost multiple times?  Do you have complex theories about time travel?  If so, then, like many other devoted fans, you might be addicted to Lost.

But how can you be sure?  We have a list of 42 signs that you are a confirmed Lost addict.  See how many you have to diagnose your addiction.

1. You might be a Lost addict if…you play 4-8-15-16-23-42 in the lottery every week.

2. You might be a Lost addict if…you call your bedroom “The Hatch.”

3. You might be a Lost addict if…you request to sit in seat 23B, just like Jack, every time you’re on an airplane.

4. You might be a Lost addict if…you’d never vote for President ObAma again if he’d preempted Lost with the State of the Union address.

5. You might be a Lost addict if…you used the data in the Lamp Post to try and triangulate where the Island is.

6. You might be a Lost addict if…your Valentine’s Day gift for your girlfriend is an imaginary jar of peanut butter.

7. You might be a Lost addict if…you want to be in a plane crash so you can find the Island.

8. You might be a Lost addict if…you learned French just to understand Rousseau’s radio transMission.

9. You might be a Lost addict if…you learned Korean just to avoid having to read subtitles.

10. You might be a Lost addict if…you learned Latin as a precaution incase you were captured by the Others.

11. You might be a Lost addict if…you sometimes speak in a Russian accent while wearing an eye patch just for fun.

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12. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve searched a music store to see if Drive Shaft and Geronimo Jackson are real bands with actual CDs.

13. You might be a Lost addict if…your wedding song is “You All Everybody.”

14. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve ever made a mix tape that has both “Make Your Own Kind of Music” by Mama Cass and “Downtown” by Petula Clark.

15. You might be a Lost addict if…your retiRement plan is to build an exact replica of Jacob’s cabin using Horace Goodspeed’s blueprints.

16. You might be a Lost addict if…your retirement plan is to build an exAct replica of the Swan using Radzinsky’s model to put next to your exact replica of Jacob’s cabin.

17. You might be a Lost addict if…being a DHARMA workman is your dream job.

18. You might be a Lost addict if…you push your snooze alarm in the morning thinking it will stop the world from exploding.

19. You might be a Lost addict if…your alarm clock wakes you up every morning by screaming “WAAAAAAAAAAALT!”

20. You might be a Lost addict if…you know what the word “Jate” means.

21. You might be a Lost addict if…you know what one snowman said to the other.

22. You might be a Lost addict if…you know what lies in the shadow of the statue.

23. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve started your own book club wHere you only read books Sawyer has read on the Island.

24. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve read every Lost spoiler on the Internet.

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25. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve purposefully avoided reading any Lost spoilers on the Internet.

26. You might be a Lost addict if…you don’t trust anyone named Ben.

27. You might be a Lost addict if…you watch The Lord of the Rings and all you can think about is how Charlie got off the Island.

28. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve ever played chess with an imaginary Mr. Eko.

29. You might be a Lost addict if…you bought a bunch of rabbits and then painted numbers on them.

30. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve ever written the word “Fate” on your knuckles.

31. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve dressed up as the Smoke Monster for Halloween.

32. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve gained a ton of weight just to go as Hurley for Halloween.

33. You might be a Lost addict if…you think polar bears are terrifying instead of cute.

34. You might be a Lost addict if…you take a vacation to Hawaii and get upset that there are no polar bears.

35. You might be a Lost addict if…you count to five in your head every time you’re afraid.

36. You might be a Lost addict if…you want your corpse to be stored in the back of a butcher shop.

37. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve become depressed by the realization that you’ll never live in a place as magical and awesome as Pandora the Island.

38. You might be a Lost addict if…you think you’re going to time travel and die every time you get a nose bleed.

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39. You might be a Lost addict if…you’ve written lyrics to accompany the quick opening theme song to Lost.

40. You might be a Lost addict if…you have an irrational hatred for anyone named Nikki or Paulo.

41. You might be a Lost addict if…you forward this list to all of your friends.

42. You might be a Lost addict if…you can decipher the hiDden message in this in this list.

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