The twists and turns keep coming in This Is Us, and along with them comes some great dialogue. Episode 2, “The Big Three” was no different. From heartwarming to tragic to hilarious, this episode had it all. Here are 15 of the best quotes from episode 2 of This Is Us.
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“I just did bi’s, tri’s and left testicle. I’m really starting to get some definition on that guy.”
– Toby
“How long is your crack addict biological daddy going to be sleeping in our six-year-old daughter’s bedroom?”
Randall: “I know your face, your hands, your soul, better than I know my own. You don’t have to censor yourself ever. Not with me. Now what’s your question?”
Beth: “How long is your crack addict biological daddy going to be sleeping in our 6-year-old daughter’s bedroom?”
Randall: “Damn.”
“Your wife is like the gold standard of wives. She’s smart. Funny. Beautiful. Great personality. Greater ass.”
Miguel: “Your wife is like the gold standard of wives. She’s smart. Funny. Beautiful. Great personality. Greater ass.”
Jack: “Easy.”
Miguel: “She’s raising not one, not two, but three 8-year-olds while you sit here drinking not one, not two, but soon-to-be three bourbons by 5:05.”
“My vice is asthma. His is cocaine.”
– Annie to Beth about William
“Making you so famous that you could wear a ski cap when it is 80 degrees outside and no one would say a damn thing.”
“Eventually I got you a job paying you almost $3 million a year, making you so famous that you could wear a ski cap when it is 80 degrees outside, and no one would say a damn thing.”
– Lani to Kevin
“Manny out!”
– Kevin
“You cried and you crapped a lot.”
Kevin: “Lemme ask you a question. What did I ever do those first two minutes without you?”
Kate: “You cried and you crapped a lot.”
“I heard that Deadpool was her idea. Or maybe it was Hamilton. I get those two confused.”
– Toby to Kate about Lani
“I’ll see what I can do.”
Randall: “Can you force [Kevin] to be nice?”
Rebecca: “I’ll see what I can do. Hey. Promise me you’ll always be good.”
Randall: “I’ll see what I can do.”
“The hat is everything.”
Toby: “Is the hat too much?”
Kate: “The hat is everything.”
Toby: “Yeah, that’s a real peacock feather. Come on, showbusiness!”
“If you shower quick, you can work off that last five minutes a different way.”
Randall: “Just five more minutes.”
Beth: “Shower. Sleep. Now. If you shower quick, you can work off that last five minutes a different way.”
“Mom and dad didn’t raise no whores. Except briefly, during Kate’s eyeliner phase.”
– Randall to Kevin
“No, he’s not good. He’s perfect.”
– Beth to William about Randall
“Well now I feel like a bitch.”
– Beth after learning that William’s secret was that he has a cat
“Gilmore the Gil-merrier.”
Toby: “I’m gonna be at this party trying to bang a Gilmore Girl.”
Kate: “Go for both.”
Toby: “Gilmore the Gil-merrier.”
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