The best quotes from the 11th episode of season 8 of Supernatural.

#27 “Neighbor downstairs said she got woke up in the middle of the night by the sound of horses stomping their feet and galloping. We didn’t find any hoof prints. She probably heard the TV or was having a bad dream or she was high as balls.”

-The sheriff to Sam

#26 “’I am a mage. I will destroy you.’ These kids today with their texting and murder.”

-The sheriff reading a text to the victim

#25 “They weren’t from me me”

Lance: “Those texts weren’t from me. They were from me, but they weren’t from me me.”
Dean: “Did you really think that sentence was gonna clear things up?”

#24 “Do you mean magic wands?”

Dean: “Now when you say wands, do you mean magic wands?”
Lance: “No, unmagic wands, agent. Because what I really want in a duel is an unmagic wand. Yes, fake wands! It’s a game.”

#23 “You saw the chainmail. This could be 50 Shades of Grey Fox for all we know.”

-Dean to Sam

#22 “Oh blerg.”

-Charlie after seeing Sam and Dean

#21 “If you guys are here, monsters are here. Why do I have such bad luck? What am I, some kind of monster magnet? Is there such thing as a monster magnet?”

-Charlie to Sam and Dean

#20 “What I care about is not getting my other arm broken. Or dying. So I’m dropping my sword and walking off the stage, bitches. Have fun storming the castle.”

-Charlie to Sam and Dean

#19 “Black is for Shadow Orcs, total d-bags.”

-Charlie describing Moondoor

#18 “I think we can take care of a bunch of accountants with foam swords.”

-Dean to Sam

#17 “My point, which is usually yours, is that she should get somewhere safe and get back to a normal life.”

-Dean to Sam about Charlie

#16 “The porn star?”

Sam: “The medical examiner said his body showed clear signs that he was killed by belladonna.”
Dean and Charlie (in unison): “The porn star?”

#15 “I’m gonna need the full wiki on where you guys have been.”

-Charlie to Dean

#14 “You sent Sam a phantom text from his ex? Dick move, sir.’

-Charlie to Dean

#13 “The roleplay I prefer is table-top. D&D, Gamma World, Car Wars. That’s why cthulhu invented multi-sided dice, right?”

-Charlie to Dean

#12 “It’s good to be queen”

Dean: “I’m noticing a lot of these maidens checking you out.”
Charlie: “What, you can’t shut this down. It’s good to be queen.”

#11 “There’s no laptops in Moondoor, there’s no Geneva Convention either.”

-Dean to Charlie

#10 “This has been a really great kidnapping, but I gotta get back to not dying, so, good talk.”

-Charlie to her captor

#9 “Wow, real magic. That is really cool, if not mostly terrifying.”


#8 “I’m just an IT girl standing in front of a monster asking it not to kill her.”

-Charlie paraphrasing Notting Hill

#7 “She’s not into Orcs?”

Shadow Orc Prisoner: “I harbor an epic crush on the queen and maybe you could put in a good word for me when you find her?”
Dean: “I don’t think you’re her type.”
Shadow Orc Prisoner: “What? You mean she’s not into Orcs?”

#6 “A handmaiden and a time traveler rescue the queen? I think not, kind lady.”

-Boltar to Dean and Sam

#5 “A loser in the real world and you’re a loser here”

Dean: “You were a loser in the real world and you’re a loser here? Shocker.”
Boltar: “Would a loser track down a real book of spells and compel a fairy to do his bidding?”
Sam: “It depends. How’d you get it?”
Boltar: “eBay.”

#4 “Call me, maybe?”

-Charlie to Gilda the fairy

#3 “I gotta face reality from now on. Sadly, reality actually includes monsters, but what are you gonna do?”

-Charlie to Sam and Dean

#2 “Apart from the fact that you blocked me from banging a fairy and I’m about to go lose my crown in battle thanks to my army being decimated, yeah, totally good.”

-Charlie to Sam and Dean

#1 “Smell you later, bitches.”

-Charlie to Sam and Dean

John Kubicek

Senior Writer, BuddyTV

John watches nearly every show on TV, but he specializes in sci-fi/fantasy like The Vampire DiariesSupernatural and True Blood. However, he can also be found writing about everything from Survivor and Glee to One Tree Hill and Smallville.