Is Amelia pregnant? That was the question for Grey’s Anatomy season 13 episode 5, and Meredith refused to celebrate until she knew for sure. Meanwhile, Bailey’s patient finally got a liver — just as Meredith’s badly needed one.

Here are the best quotes from “Both Sides Now.”

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“Eh.”

Greys 1305 eh.pngAlex: “I don’t want to screw up my hands. I’m a surgeon too.”
Maggie: “Eh.”
Alex: “What do you mean ‘eh’?”
Maggie: “You work in a clinic.”

“Do you really want to make me feel old in response to my joy giving? Do you think that’s wise? Do you think that will make me more likely to give you joy?”
Bailey: “You’ve had a rough few weeks. I thought you’d like some unmitigated joy, so today, you’re going to be Ed McMahon!”
DeLuca: “I don’t know who that is.”
Bailey: “Now, see, that makes me feel old. I just said I was giving you joy. Do you really want to make me feel old in response to my joy giving? Do you think that’s wise? Do you think that will make me more likely to give you joy?”

“You need a cooling blanket.”
– Meredith to Riggs

“Wait, I hugged you and you haven’t even peed on a stick yet?”

Greys 1305 pregnant.pngMeredith: “Owen must be thrilled.”
Amelia: “I don’t know when to tell him. I don’t want to get his hopes up until I’m sure. He’s really excited about this.”
Meredith: “You just think you’re pregnant?”
Amelia: “I’m late. I’m never late. Never.”
Meredith: “So, this isn’t real?”
Amelia: “I can’t find the freaking pregnancy tests.”
Meredith: “Wait, I hugged you and you haven’t even peed on a stick yet?”

“I tried to, but he already had a baby.”
Meredith: “Did you tell Owen yet?”
Amelia: “I tried to, but he already had a baby.”

“No ‘oh my Gods’ and no hugging until she pees on the stick.”
Maggie: “Oh my God, you’re pregnant? Oh my God!”
Meredith: “No ‘oh my Gods’ and no hugging until she pees on the stick.”
Maggie: “I’m so happy for you.”
Amelia: “Can I have Edwards then?”
Maggie: “No. No, you can’t.”

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“It’s okay. The bad man’s gone. I’m a baby guy. You can see that, right? You like me. You like me.”
– Owen to baby Harriet, who won’t stop crying, after Alex suggests he may not be a baby guy

“Just make sure that Owen is the first to know. You can avoid a lot of aggravating family court that way. True story.”
April: “You’re pregnant? Congratulations! Oh, Owen must be so excited!”
Amelia: “I’m sure he will be.”
April: “Wait. You haven’t told him yet?”
Amelia: “Uh, how did you tell Jackson?”
April: “Okay, stop. Whoa! Stop talking right now. What if I run into him today? I’ll be trying not to say it, which means I could say it before you say it.”
Amelia: “I just want it to be perfect.”
April: “Okay, uh, just pretend that you didn’t tell me and tell him, okay? Just make sure that Owen is the first to know. You can avoid a lot of aggravating family court that way. True story.”
 
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“I didn’t carry him much ’cause it didn’t seem appropriate.”
Owen: “Hey, did Tuck cry like this? Was there a way that you’d carry him, or — “
Ben: “Well, Tuck was 4 when I met him, so, no. He just had some chicken nuggets. I didn’t carry him much ’cause it didn’t seem appropriate.”
Owen: “Oh. That’s a good call.”
Ben: “Yeah, I thought so.”

“If living that long doesn’t teach you a little compassion and generosity, then what have you learned?”

Greys 1305 biddy.pngWebber: “I still can’t believe Bailey’s patient actually said no. Selfish old biddy. I mean, I’m sorry, but if living that long doesn’t teach you a little compassion and generosity, then what have you learned?”
Meredith: “Don’t say that to Bailey, because she’s full on Team Biddy.”

“Well, this was fun for a minute.”
Amelia: “How did you tell Derek?”
Meredith: “I gave Zola a shirt that said ‘Best Big Sister.'”
Maggie: “That’s sweet.”
Amelia: “But not helpful.”
Meredith: “And then with Ellis, I was off the hook because he was dead.”
Maggie: “Well, this was fun for a minute.”

“Then you’ll lose your job too and we’ll have more time for movies and stuff.”
Meredith: “I could steal the liver. I could just, like, run up and grab it. Or, I could walk up to the guy and say, ‘Hello, I’m Dr. Bailey. Right this way.'”
Alex: “Do that. Then you’ll lose your job too and we’ll have more time for movies and stuff.”

“You have to find the good.”
– Maggie to Stephanie

“Just how old you think I am?”
Meredith: “I get it. If it were you, if you were in June’s position, I’d want you to have it. And if someone asked, I’d say screw them, too.”
Webber: “Just how old you think I am?”

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“I was gonna wait until I knew for sure, but, I don’t know, I just wanted you to know, too, so do you want to find out?”
– Amelia to Owen, after leaving a pregnancy test on the table

Grey’s Anatomy season 13 airs Thursdays at 8/7c on ABC. Want more news? Like our Grey’s Anatomy Facebook page.

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