Sharp Objects

Season 5, Episode 8 -  Air Date: 2/23/2012
2 Ratings


The gang avoids shark attacks.

‘Jersey Shore‘ Recap: Swimming with the Sharks

Apparently it is quite difficult when intoxicated to distinguish the difference between someone yelling, "Shark" and "Sharp" when you are boating in three feet of water. The meatballs think they are going to be shark bait when they are treading water in their inflatable raft and the roommates start yelling to them them not to get out of the boat because objects around them are sharp. Valid mistake I suppose, but when you are floating right off of a pier in Jersey where you can stand up in the water, I‘d say you‘re fairly safe.
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