Dean is also smart enough to know that since he isn't Paris Hilton's BFF, she can't drink his blood.  Now the show is on a roll, because that makes three points on my checklist.

It gets even better when Dean mentions that he hasn't even seen her movie House of Wax.  This is followed by a cutaway to Sam, or rather, Jared, with a strange look of confusion on his face.  Genius!  That counts as two, so it's up to five points.

However, Paris knows who Dean does worship, his daddy, so she plans on taking the form of John Winchester to feed off of him.  As much as I'd love to see Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Dean unties himself and attacks Paris before she can change, only she turns the tables and begins kicking the holy hell out of Dean.

Luckily Sam breaks loose, grabs the iron axe used to kill the God, and goes to town.,  He takes about five chops, spraying blood everywhere, and we even get a shot of Paris Hilton's bloody, decapitated head.  I wanted a gruesome death for Paris Hilton, and I got it.  Congratulations, Supernatural, you gave me almost everything I wanted from Paris.  But would it have killed you to make her say "That's hot"?

In the aftermath, Sam and Dean make up once again, bonding over the fact that while Sam broke the last Seal, Dean broke the first one, and neither of them had any idea that they were breaking a Seal.  Even Dean can't claim to have believed killing Lilith was a bad thing.  So all is well in Winchester world.  Things are so good that Dean even lets Sam drive.


Coming Soon: This episode must've been short, because we get an extended look at upcoming episodes.  They include Dean playing poker for his soul, Castiel ordering the boys to kill a kid, and Dean as an old man.  Oh yeah, and the boys also star in a Japanese game show, a sitcom, Grey's Anatomy and CSI.  It's probably going to be the funniest damn thing on TV all year.


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