What Halloween activity has the most romantic potential? A
haunted house, of course! This week, the roommates wander through a Halloween
festival looking for screams and sweethearts. The results are spooktacularly
funny and surprisingly insightful. From Nick's haunted house revelation to
Schmidt's Magic Mike moves, "Halloween" definitely delivers.
The Softer Side of Sam
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Jess has added "haunted house zombie" to her
growing list of odd jobs this season, and the roomies are quick to joke,
telling her she looks like "Zombie Woody Allen" and busting out their
best Jewish, neurotic imitations of the comedy writer. Schmidt's
"These brains are terrible, and in such small portions" wins the
gold, but Nick, Jess and even Winston give great efforts, too. Jess invites
the guys to her haunted house -- free admission for friends of zombie staff! --
before skipping off to hook up with Sam, the no-strings-attached sex buddy she
picked up a few episodes ago.
Although they vowed to keep their relationship
open, Jess finds herself developing feelings for Sam, especially after she
finds his wallet, follows him to work and learns that he's a 6'4"
pediatrician who's great with kids and isn't afraid to take Jess in a dirty
falafel joint. (Husband potential, I guess?) Despite their vows to keep things purely
physical, Jess plans to take a risk and ask Sam on a real date. She invites him
to her and her roommates on their haunted house excursion, where she plans to tell Sam
her true feelings. It's gusty, I must admit. Once again, I like this new Jess.
Make-ups and Break-ups
The next night, the roommates all go to the charity Halloween
festival where Jess' haunted house is featured. The group includes Schmidt,
Cece and Robbie (her boyfriend who doesn't like music), Nick, Nick's old
college crush and present hook-up Amelia, and Winston and Shelby, who
presumably haven't slept together since the season began. Winston and Shelby
plan to "dress sexy" to heat up their relationship, but Winston
dresses as a campy LAPD cop, and Shelby oddly dresses as a queen covered in
stuffed animals. (Oh right, she's reigning cats and dogs
, you guys.
mocks that "those stuffed animals are gonna look good on the floor of
[his] bedroom," but it's all in jest. They should've taken a hint from
Schmidt, who dressed as a Magic Mike
stripper beneath his young Abraham Lincoln
costume, because Winston and Shelby head for splitsville before they reach the
end of the haunted house.
Elsewhere at the fest, Schmidt tries to break up Cece and Robbie by
insulting and then head-butting Robbie (who looked surprisingly charming in his
Ninja Turtle gear), but instead, Schmidt winds up bonding with Robbie over
fried turkey legs. (Ah, the power of carnival food!) Nick and his old college crush, Amelia,
give their budding romance a shot, but of course, Amelia's charms
can't sway Nick and Jess' romantic destiny.
How Relationships like Haunted Houses
Nick and Jess confide in each other about their potential
mates. Jess admits that she has real, growing feelings for Doctor Sam, while
Nick is scared to pursue a relationship with Amelia, afraid that all those
years ago, he was really only infatuated with the idea
of Amelia, not the real person. Nick adds,
"You want to know why I don't like haunted houses? Because they're just
like relationships. You walk in all confident, and then once you get in, it's
not what you thought it was gonna be, and it's scary!" It seems like an
apt metaphor. Jess pumps him up, encouraging to go into the haunted house. Nick
(who is wearing bee antennae and a t-shirt that says "Arthur" -- got that, Golden Girls
fans?) goes for it. It's not really to face his fears, though.
It's to rescue Jess.
Jess Takes a Risk
Jess told herself that if Sam came to the haunted house in
costume, she'd be confident that he likes her. Sam delivers, coming from the
hospital in his doctor's clothes and a big, red clown nose, Patch Adams
After chatting in the haunted house with her co-workers, Mummy and
Frankenstein, she decides to tell Sam how she feels. She doesn't realize that
Sam's outside telling Nick about his other causal hookups. Nick, ever the
devoted friend (and future husband), wanders into the haunted house to warn
Jess that Sam is seeing other women. Since Jess is working, she pops in front of Nick in the haunted house, scaring him into reflexively punching her in the face.
Jess' coworkers all leap in to protect
her, so Nick gets pummeled by ghosts and ghouls while he shrieks "This is
my nightmare!" The monsters bounce Nick from the haunted house, and Sam
lazily goes to comfort Jess after she tells him that Nick (mistakenly) punched her in the face.
Encouraged by the ounce of tenderness Sam shows her, Jess decides to put her
heart on the line. Nick wasn't able to protect her, but really, she doesn't
need to be protected. She can handle it. "I want to ask you out for real,
so, will you go out with me?" she offers.
Sam admits, "I can't,"
and says he honestly only wants a casual relationship. They decide to break
things off. Meanwhile, Nick tells Amelia he really only loved the idea of her,
but that being with her in reality wasn't what he'd hoped it would be. (I guess
it doesn't help that making out with Amelia is "like reverse CPR.")
So in the end, everyone heads home single but Cece and Robbie.
The plans are
once again set for a Jess-and-Nick romance. But first, Jess has to offer Nick a
retaliatory punch in the face. You know, because it's only fair.(Image courtesy of FOX)