Much like movies themselves, the story must end for one Dancing with the Stars competitor this week. Will we get another surprise elimination? Will the lowest-scoring dancers find themselves in danger? Is anybody safe?
No movie ever had this much suspense...
That's not entirely true, of course. After all, there's an entire genre
of movies considered "suspense." But the story on Dancing with the Stars
will still be filled with an enviable number of twists and turns before we find out who the final week 4 elimination is.
First of all, we need to try to figure out the ending. As always, our BuddyTV Readers' Poll
is the main source for our speculation. That poll indicates went with a tie this week: Nancy and Tristan and Chaz and Lacey each picked up 32 percent of the elimination votes. Those two pairs were trailed by Rob and Cheryl and Chynna and Tony, each of whom got 10 percent of the votes cast.
Of course, we were very, very wrong last week.
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In terms of non-results entertainment this week, Dancing with the Stars
has plenty to offer us. Musical performances will come from Raphael Saadiq, Susan Boyle and Blake Shelton. We will also get to see Footloose
star (and former Dancing with the Stars
professional) Julianne Hough dancing to Blake Shelton's music with co-star Kenny Wormald and with her brother, Derek.
That's actually a lot to pack into one little hour. So let's get to it!
We get a Star Wars
beginning this week. As it should be. I will not, however, be keeping up with the cheesy movie references throughout this episode. I have to recap and therefore do not have time for that.
The performances of the show are beginning with Raphael Saadiq performing "Soul Man."
Was Pee Wee Herman in the audience every week before this season?
Are we never going to get actual results? Probably not. Instead, we're going to get Susan Boyle singing "Unchained Melody."
By the way, did you catch Tom's face when Brooke announced the title of the song as "unforgettable" hit "Enchanted Melody?"
First up for RESULTS
: Rob and Cheryl, Ricki and Derek, J.R. and Karina.Ricki Lake and Derek Hough are SAFE!!!
Big shocker there, right? J.R. Martinez and Karina Smirnoff are SAFE!!!Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke remain in jeopardy.
Are we going to get more results right away? Considering that Brooke is interviewing three more couples in the skybox, the answer is hopefully yes.
Assuming that more RESULTS
are coming, the next pairs up are Chynna and Tony, Carson and Anny, Chaz and Lacey.
Oh, never mind. That was just a tease. Instead, Julianne Hough is dancing with Kenny Wormald to music by Blake Shelton. Not that the singer sounds much like Blake Shelton. Maybe he's the one playing the guitar off in the darkness somewhere. Oh, there's Blake Shelton! No one told me it was a two-song medley.
we get those RESULTS
Before that, however, what's with all the rehashing of Carrie Ann's comments? There have been a few of Len, but there is a lot of Carrie Ann tonight. Anyway...Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer are SAFE!!!
Ah, committed voters...Carson Kressley and Anna Trebunskaya are SAFE!!!
Ah, good-humored voters...Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani remain in jeopardy.
That's enough results for the moment, apparently. It's time for Julianne and Derek Hough to dance together. They're very fast at that jive.
I think we're done with the non-results related entertainment for the evening. That means it's time for yet another round of RESULTS
. This time, Nancy and Tristan, David and Kym, Hope and Maks are up.Hope Solo and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are SAFE!!!Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus remain in jeopardy.
Which means that...David Arquette and Kym Johnson are SAFE!!!
All that remains now before the final fade to black on week 4 of Dancing with the Stars
? The final RESULTS
in which we'll find out if it's Rob and Cheryl, Chynna and Tony or Nancy and Tristan going home this week.
And...Nancy Grace and Tristan MacManus are SAFE!!!Rob Kardashian and Cheryl Burke are SAFE!!!
Which means that...Chynna Phillips and Tony Dovolani have been eliminated from Dancing with the Stars!!!
So we got another surprise elimination. That seems to be a theme of the season, doesn't it? But, after all, the best movies have a twist at the end!
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