First HoH Competition
The HGs put on giant underwear and hold onto a toilet seat for the Wedgie competition, but none of them will actually be the HoH. Oh great, an endurance competition. I guess the producers didn't realize that dividing them into cliques means one group will have a guaranteed advantage in each competition, as the jocks are certainly stronger than any other clique.
So who will be the first HoH? Well, it will be a former HG who represents whatever clique wins the competition. That former HG will be the first HoH. The past HGs are:
- Cowboy from Big Brother 5
, who is every bit as annoying as I remember. Thank God the Off Beats have no chance of winning.
-Jessica from Big Brother 8
, the giggly girlfriend of America's Player. Sadly, this is my favorite of the four potential returning HGs.
-Brian from Big Brother 10
, the guy who was eliminated first. Hey, Chen promised we'd remember all these people, and no one cares about the guy eliminated first last season.
-Jessie from Big Brother 10
, the bodybuilder/possible homosexual himbo. One quick vignette makes me hate him all over again.<<PREVIOUS (1) (2) (3) (4) NEXT>>