There were so many great moments in The Real Housewives of New Jersey season 3 (so many and so great that we made a list of them!), but only one character was consistently awesome the entire season: Milania Giudice, Teresa’s four-year-old daughter, whom Teresa has described as a “terror.” (And we all know where she learned that from.)
Milania proved herself a master terror, so often and so well that as the season went on, I began to think that she’d been sent to Earth specifically to make Teresa’s life miserable, and ours more WONDERFUL, with her antics. A comforting thought, especially in those frequent moments when Teresa was causing drama and picking fights with the other adults. Even if I couldn’t reach through the TV and punish Teresa myself, I always knew that when she got home, Milania would be there waiting. To make Mommy pay.
Watch Milania’s Top 10 Moments on The Real Housewives of New Jersey season 3:
“Get me pizza you old troll!” Yup, she said that. TO HER OWN DAD! Milania, I know where you learned to be so mean, but where did you learn to be so GREAT at it?
Teresa always wanted Gia to be an actress, but it’s Milania who has the most potential, if you ask me. When they ever get around to making a crossover between Kids Say the Darndest Things and Cops, Milania will be perfect.
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