The folks behind How I Met Your Mother are geniuses when it comes to creating online material to complement the show. Off the top of my head, I can think of SlapCountDown.com, TedMosbyIsAJerk.com, BarneysVideoResume.com and MysteriousDrX.com. Let’s add to that CanadianSexActs.org.
There was a lot of discussion in this week’s episode of How I Met Your Mother, entitled “Old King Clancy,” about Robin’s (Cobie Smulders) sexual past. She tells the gang at McLaren’s about the time she was lured back to the apartment of a Canadian-born celebrity with the promise of viewing his unique collectibles, but she was immediately turned off when he wanted her to perform a strange Canadian sex act. You don’t know any Canadian sex acts, you say? Never fear: CanadianSexActs.org is a great resource for finding out about how the good people up North knock boots. Remember, it’s a .org site. It’s not-for-profit. “They really just want to get the information out there,” according to Barney (Neil Patrick Harris).
When you go to this site, you will be greeted with a warning that you are about to enter a site that contains sexually explicit material. You must be 18 year or older (or, 23 years if you are from the Maritime Provinces).
(Incidentally, if you right-click on the image of the opening page, a pop-up announces “Sorry, you don’t have permission to right-click you hoser.” Canadian jokes are funny! Make sure you pronounce “sorry” like a Canadian would.)
Once you click enter, there another warning about the adult nature of the site, in French and English, naturellement. The French warning ends with a cheer for poutine, which Wikipedia tells me is “a quintessential Canadian comfort food, especially in Quebec, consisting of French fries topped with fresh cheese curds, covered with brown gravy and sometimes additional ingredients.” Sounds horrifying.
Then, when you get past that screen, you get the list of Canadian sex acts. The Old King Clancy tops the list, but some of my other favorites are the Reverse Rick Moranis, the Two-Handed Zamboni, and the pièce de résistance, Two Girls, One Stanley Cup.
I won’t give away what you get when you click on any of these links, but I will tell you that it is completely safe for work (there’s nothing sexually explicit about the site), and it features a celebrity of such esteem that he is considered one of Canada’s national treasures. After poutine, of course.
Click here to educate yourself on Canadian Sex Acts
-Debbie Chang, BuddyTV Staff Writer
(Image courtesy of CanadianSexActs.org)