When she pops up on Glee in a couple weeks, Gwyneth Paltrow will be dressed as Mary Todd Lincoln and screaming at a tea pot while performing “We Both Reached for the Gun” from Chicago. Really. Ryan Murphy said so.

In the mood for more bizarre Glee scoop? Read on:

Hear clips from next week’s songs, in the episode titled “Never Been Kissed”:

What do you think of the mashups this time around? How do they compare to “It’s My Life/Confessions” and “Halo/Walking on Sunshine”?

Storyline Scoop:
Scoopmeister Michael Ausiello took to his Facebook page to spill some spoilers about a couple upcoming Glee storylines. Let’s check ’em out:

Item One: “SCOOP: Remember how I told you someone was getting expelled on on GLEE? Well, another character — this one a series regular — will be transferring to another school within the next six episodes! Guesses?”

Clearly, the most obvious guess is Kurt (Chris Colfer), since next week we’ll see him be seduced by New Directions’ newest rival, the Dalton Academy Warblers, and their cute leader, Blaine (Darren Criss). But a lot can happen on Glee in the course of six episodes, and a Kurt transfer might be just too obvious. What do you think?

Item Two: “One more GLEE scoop: Rumor has it Will Schuester is about to hear the three scariest words of his life — Principal Sue Sylvester.”

My guess? Sue will fill in for Figgins as principal, but for some reason or another, she’ll go back to her regular post by the end of the episode. Where would the show be without Figgins, and without a couple checks and balances on Sue’s power? (By the way, that’s my “guess” because of the episode description for episode 7, “The Substitute,” which you can find here.)

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Meghan Carlson

Senior Writer, BuddyTV

Meghan hails from Walla Walla, WA, the proud home of the world’s best sweet onions and Adam West, the original Batman. An avid grammarian and over-analyzer, you can usually find her thinking too hard about plot devices in favorites like The OfficeIt’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and How I Met Your Mother. In her spare time, Meghan enjoys drawing, shopping, trying to be funny (and often failing), and not understanding the whole Twilight thing. She’s got a BA in English and Studio Art from Whitman College, which makes her a professional arguer, daydreamer, and doodler.