Here are the best and funniest quotes from Sam and Dean Winchester’s adventures in the 17th episode of season 10 of Supernatural. Also, check out my recap of this episode.

Official Synopsis from the CW: “Sam (Jared Padalecki) and Castiel (Misha Collins) follow up on a lead about the Mark of Cain. Dean (Jensen Ackles) and Rowena (guest star Ruth Connell) meet.”

#17 “Like a drunk baby”

Sam: “How’d you sleep?”
Dean: “Like a drunk baby.”

#16 “I was thinking about seeing a movie”

Sam: “I was thinking about seeing a movie.”
Dean: “Yeah, that could be cool.”
Sam: “It’s a French movie.”
Dean: “You mean like nudie French?”
Sam: “Even better. It’s about a mime that’s secretly a cockroach.”

#15 “I’m an angel”

Oliver: “What are you?”
Cas: “I’m an angel.”
Oliver: “No, you can’t be.”
Cas: “Why not?”
Oliver: “Because I’m an Atheist.”
Sam: “Not anymore.”

#14 “If I’m understanding right, you’ve gotta figure a way to get the Mark of Cain off Dean before it turns him back into a demon. So just another day at the office for you boys, huh?”

-Bobby to Sam

#13 “Hell, I’m already dead, what’s the worst that could happen?”

-Bobby to Sam

“Hell, I’m already dead, what’s the worst that could happen?”

#12 “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Sorry, did I say nice girl, I meant evil skank.”

-Dean to Rowena

#11 “I think you’re a hero. You could’ve killed those men, but you didn’t because they’re innocent. Cuz you’re the good guy and you want them to live.”

-Rowena to Dean

#10 “The Bobbys are fighting back. We need all hands. They’re surly. I repeat, the Bobbys are surly.”

-An angel

#9 “Maybe I’ve changed too. Here I am playing Dr. Phil to the King of Hell. Never saw that coming.”

-Dean to Crowley

#8 “A wise man once told me family don’t end in blood, but it doesn’t start there either. Family cares about you, not what you can do for them. Family’s there through the good, bad, all of it. They got your back even when it hurts. That’s family.”

-Dean to Crowley

#7 “This is the Scribe of God? It looks like a Fraggle.”

-Bobby to Cas about Metatron

#6 “We have your Grace, Metatron. You’re mortal now. So you will answer our questions or Sam will, what’s the phrase, blow your freaking brains out.”

-Cas to Metatron

#5 “Cas told me what you’re doing for Dean and I’m not asking you to stop, but maybe going behind his back ain’t the best idea. Your brother, he can be stubborn, but I think he’d understand.”

-Bobby’s letter to Sam

#4 “I know it’s the life, doing a little bad so you can do a lot of good, but sometimes the bad’s real bad and the good, it can come at one hell of a price.”

-Bobby’s letter to Sam

#3 “I’m ain’t there on the ground and whatever you do, I know you’ll make the right choice. You’re a good man, Sam Winchester. One of the best. And I’m damn proud of you, son.”

-Bobby’s letter to Sam

#2 “I was content up here, but getting the call from you, it’s the happiest I’ve been in forever no matter what it costs.

-Bobby’s letter to Sam

#1 “So stay safe, keep fighting and kick it in the ass.”

-Bobby’s letter to Sam

John Kubicek

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