The best quotes from the ninth episode of season 7 of Supernatural.

#22 “This is stupid. I mean, our quality of life is crap. We got Purgatory’s Least Wanted everywhere and we’re on our third “the world’s screwed” issue in, what, three years? And we’ve steered the bus away from the cliff twice already.”

-Dean to Sam and Bobby

#21 “Stop trying to wrestle with the big picture, son. You’re gonna hurt your head.”

-Bobby to Dean

#20 “The sketch looks more like a Chewbacca head. Kind of like it should be fighting a Japanese robot.”

-Dean about the Jersey Devil

#19 “What the hell’s a glamper?”

Dean: “We’ll make sure this is not just some backwoods crack head who likes to roll glampers.”
Bobby: “What the hell’s a glamper?”
Sam: “A high-end camper. TV, AC, wi-fi. Back to nature, zero inconvenience.”
Bobby: “That’s idiotic.”

#18 “To tell you the truth, we have no idea what’s out there. Big. Lot of trees. Whatnot. I’ll tell you this, though, you gotta respect Mother Nature. You respect her or she’s gonna string you up, she’ll eat your ass right through the Gortex.”

-Ranger Rick to Sam and Dean

#17 “Do you wanna look like a hostess?”

Brandon: “Hey douchewad, the hostess will sit you. Do I look like a freaking hostess?”
Dean: “Do you wanna look like a hostess?”
Sam: “That didn’t really make sense, what you said.”

#16 “Sidewinder Soup and Salad Combo goes to Big Bird, TDK Slammer to Ken doll and a little heart-smart for creepy uncle.”

-Brandon the waiter to Sam, Dean and Bobby

#15 “Bunch of birds shoved up inside each other. You shouldn’t play God like that.”

-Bobby about a turducken

#14 “This is awesome. Like the perfect storm of your top three edible birds.”

-Dean about the Pepperjack Turducken Slammer

#13 “You don’t shoot Bambi, jackass. You shoot Bambi’s mother.”

-Bobby to Dean

#12 “I could give two shakes of a rat’s ass. Is that right? Do rats shake their asses or is it something else?”

-Dean about the dead guy

#11 “I’m fine. I actually feel great. Best I’ve felt in a couple months. Cas, black goo, I don’t even care anymore. And you know what’s even better? I don’t care that I don’t care. I just want my damn Slammer back.”

-Dean while high on the TDK Slammer

#10 “I think you pissed off my sandwich. … If I wasn’t so chilled out right now, I would puke.”

-Dean to Sam and Bobby

#9 “You worry about him, all he does is worry about you. Who’s left to live their own life here? The two of you. Aren’t you full up just playing Snuffleupagus with the Devil all the livelong?”

-Bobby to Sam about him and Dean

#8 “Don’t go all Sigmund Freud on me right now, OK? I just got drugged by a sandwich.”

-Dean to Bobby

#7 “I’ve seen a lot of Hunters live and die, and you’re starting to talk like one of the dead ones.”

-Bobby to Dean

#6 “I’m talking the way a person talks when they’ve had it. When they can’t figure out why they used to think all this mattered. “

-Dean to Bobby

#5 “You’re not a person. Come on now, you tried to hang it up and be a person with Lisa and Ben. And now here you are with a mean, old coot and a van full of guns. That ain’t person behavior, son.”

-Bobby to Dean

#4 “You’re a Hunter”

Bobby (to Dean): “You’re a Hunter, meaning you’re whatever the job you’re doing today. Now you get a case of the Anne Sextons, something’s gonna come up behind you and rip your fool head off. Now you find your reasons to get back in the game. I don’t care if its love or spite or a $10 bet.”

#3 “I’ve been to enough funerals, I mean it. You die before me and I’ll kill you.”

-Bobby to Dean

#2 “You know what I love? I mean besides handball and a really crisp Chardonnay.”

-Dick Roman to Dr. Gaines

#1 “I really think you guys have spunk. You’re like a planet of just the cutest little engines that could. But, like the late, great actual Dick Roman used to say to the whores he’d kick out of the presidential suite, cute don’t quite hack it, sugar.”

-Dick to Bobby about humans

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John watches nearly every show on TV, but he specializes in sci-fi/fantasy like The Vampire DiariesSupernatural and True Blood. However, he can also be found writing about everything from Survivor and Glee to One Tree Hill and Smallville.