The best quotes from the 18th episode of season 6 of Supernatural.

#21 “Anything that’ll put a run in the Octomom’s stockings.”

-Bobby on looking for something to stop the Mother of All

#20 “River, Joaquin or the giant flaming bird?”

-Dean on phoenixes

#19 “Star Trek IV: Save the Whales”

Dean: “We’ll Star Trek IV this bitch.”
Bobby: “I only watched Deep Space Nine.”
Dean: “It’s like I don’t even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV: Save the Whales!”

#18 “Castiel, the fate of the world is in the balance, so come on down here. Come on, Cas, I Dream of Jeannie your ass down here, pronto.”

-Dean’s prayer to Cas

#17 “The answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations.”

-Cas to Sam on why he can only send them back in time for 24 hours

#16 “Especially the monkey movies”

Sam: “You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line for line.”
Bobby: “Even the monkey movies?”
Sam: “Yeah, especially the monkey movies.”

#15 “Is it customary to wear a blanket?”

-Cas to Dean on his serape

#14 “Marshall Eastwood. Clint Eastwood. This here’s Walker. He’s a Texas Ranger.”

-Dean introducing himself and Sam to the sheriff in 1861

#13 “We’re looking for a man”

Sam: “We’re looking for a man.”
Judge Mortimer: “I’ll bet.”

#12 “This is not awesome.”

-Dean’s reaction to the saloon

#11 “Only have the one shelf”

Dean: “I’ll have your top-shelf whiskey.”
Elkins: “Only have the one shelf.”

#10 “So much more germier than I pictured.”

-Dean on the saloon prostitute, Darla

#9 “I’m a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse. Make that into a t-shirt.”

-Dean’s crude sense of humor

#8 “Oh God, the sheriff’s dead!”

Dean: “The sheriff’s tough as nails. He’ll be here.”
Man (off-screen): “Oh God, the sheriff’s dead!”

#7 “Candygram for Mongo.”

-Dean’s fake voice to get the deputy to open his door, a trick from the movie Blazing Saddles

#6 “When you’ve done this job for as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn’t exactly give you the vapors.”

-Samuel Colt to Sam after learning that he’s from 2011

#5 “You look like you went 12 rounds with Truckasaurus.”

-Bobby to Cas

#4 “It’s your soul. I need you to let me touch it.”

-Cas to Bobby

#3 “Most creatures I meet can’t get it up for iron. It’s a common monster problem.”

-Dean to the phoenix

#2 “We can’t just strand those idjits in Deadwood, can we?”

-Bobby to Cas about Sam and Dean, referencing Jim Beaver’s old show

#1 “I didn’t get a soul-onoscopy for nothing.”

-Bobby to Dean on the fact that letting Cas touch his soul paid off