Articles for Jersey Shore Season 5

So Snooki was on Ellen today. Obviously it was hilarious, on both intentional (Ellen) and unintentional (Snooki) levels. If you missed it or just want to watch Snooki ASK WHAT A SHIN IS again, here are three Snooki-tastic Ellen videos for your enjoyment.Unfortunately not included in these clips is this big Snooki quote that‘s making the rounds on the Internet today:Ellen: Now, when you say if you didn‘t black out it‘s a good night for you, are you serious?Snooki ("dead serious," according to the Huffington Post): Yes, because I want to remember my night and sometimes I just don‘t. It sucks. So you‘re like, "What did I do? Why did I wake up in a garbage can?"Ellen: How often does that happen?Snooki: Oh, like once a month.Color me a jaded Jersey Shore aficionado, but this neither surprised nor horrified me. I‘ve seen our girl Snooki wake up with a lot worse than the inside of a trash can. And I actually think she‘s saying she blacks out once a month, not wakes up in a trash can once a month, and I have to say that, from what I‘ve seen on MTV ... that sounds like an improvement? What I was more disappointed to see is that she passed up an easy pun opportunity and said waking up in a garbage can "sucks" instead of "STINKS." Near miss, Snooks.Anyway, more Snooki on Ellen. It‘s great, in that stomach-turning, face-palming sort of way: Read more »
Our good ol‘ Macaroni Rascals are back this Thursday, and MTV wants you to get to know the newest addition to the Jersey Shore flock: Snooki‘s little meatball-in-crime, Deena! (Who?) DEENA! (Who‘s that?) DEEEENA! DEENA NICOLE! It‘s all about Deena this time, you guys. Get the net.Check out this video of Deena answering some questions about her time on Jersey Shore season 3. Her answers are very enlightening (no they‘re not) but they really don‘t get at the heart of what AMERICA WANTS TO KNOW about this new, exciting, important, essential, influential future icon-of-an-era. If I were Deena‘s interviewer (IN MY DREAMS!) I would have asked some different questions. Which I have listed below the video. Maybe someday (Thursday? At 10pm? On MTV?) we‘ll get the answers. Read more »
Jersey Shore season 3 premieres tonight, as you‘re probably well aware, unless you spend your typical Thursday night reading, gardening, listening to the radio, or doing any number of other BORING and USELESS things for old people who have given up on FUN. The rest of us will be over here, watching our favorite macaroni rascals get drunk, laid, arrested and ridiculous, AKA making the most of these precious lives we‘ve been given.To celebrate Jersey Shore‘s return to the shores of our screens, we‘ve got a fun giveaway today: The Jersey Shore Season Two UNCENSORED DVD. Entering to win this DVD, which is jam-packed with extras like cast interviews and the Reunion Special, is as easy as 1, 2 (It‘s so easy THERE IS NO 3!): Read more »
Listen. It‘s not really fair for me to ask that question in the headline, because I have already come to a conclusion about it, and I‘m guessing you won‘t be able to sway me. Still, I‘d like to hear from anyone who can argue that Jersey Shore is still as "good" ("good" as in disgusting-guilty-pleasure-horror-tainment) as it used to be. Because it is not--objectively, clearly, un-argue-against-ably, NOT. But you are allowed to have your wrong opinion, because this is America. If anything, the existence of Jersey Shore season 3 proves just how America-y, in the "just be a monster and we‘ll not only allow it but pay you to do it, maybe forever" sense, America has become.Imagine you had a favorite pet as a kid. And then, when that beloved pet died, imagine your parents had it stuffed and forced you to keep playing with it. That is what Jersey Shore season 3 is like. Although, for that analogy to work, you have to have sort of love-hated the pet to begin with. Maybe it was a really cute rattlesnake. Jersey Shore season 1 was our beloved pet rattlesnake, Jersey Shore season 2 was our rattlesnake‘s funeral, and Jersey Shore season 3 is its impossibly-slowly decaying corpse being tossed and carted around Weekend At Bernie‘s-style. It‘s not only disgusting, but also sort of ... disrespectful to the spirit of season 1? And there is really no point recapping it, because the show is recapping itself at this point. By which I mean that it‘s all the same old fights and quotes and ideas and situations (ugh) from all the same old people, rehashed back and forth forever like a dead rattlesnake stuffed into the shape of eating its own tail.And yet last night‘s premiere got 8.5 million viewers, making it MTV‘s biggest telecast EVER? The world: It‘s mind-bottling.So, obviously, for as pointless and aggravating I find Jersey Shore season 3, I still have some very strong opinions about it. Which I will now list, in list-form, because that‘s what lists are.  Read more »
Life is complicated. TV can help. "What Would TV Do?" attempts to explore life‘s mysteries, problems and everyday situations with the assistance of the life lessons offered by television.It‘s cold. It‘s dark. A lot of the time, it‘s wet. Winter sucks. Read more »
Welcome to The GBU, a weekly column coming every Monday where I look at the Good, the Bad and the Ugly on TV.TV ratings aren‘t the best barometer of quality, but they certainly help shape what shows will succeed and which ones will fail. The first week of 2011 had plenty of highs and lows.  Read more »
In this whenever-I-feel-like-it feature, I sift through the haystack that is the constant stream of Jersey Shore-related headlines, and find the 5 most laugh-worthy needles. Enjoy!5. Angelina was fined for skipping a fight.I guess when the fights are scheduled, and they‘re actual boxing matches rather than drunken girl-slapping fights, she can‘t be bothered to show up. If only she hadn‘t quit the job where she got paid to fight whenever she felt like it ... Read more »
In this whenever-I-feel-like-it feature, I sift through the haystack that is the constant stream of Jersey Shore-related headlines, and find the 5 most laugh-worthy needles. Enjoy!BONUS: MTV is already prepping for the next season of Jersey Shore, and apparently they consider this one to be season 2.5. Right. Whatever, MTV. I‘m just going to go ahead and keep calling it season 3, because 2.5 is a made-up stupid thing, and you‘re not fooling anybody. Also, yikes: Another totally necessary spin-off. Now on to the REAL news.5. Vinny finally breaks his legendary silence about his "type."The Jersey Shore star revealed that he is not into "Jersey" girls. So who IS he into? "I like tall, refined girls, with accents." "... Who like short, unrefined guys with no real ambition but lots of money," he probably added, but no one heard it.4. Snooki‘s book, A Shore Thing, is on the New York Times Best Seller List.Time for a little exercise: Visualize the universe. Now, visualize the universe jumping over a bigger-than-the-universe-sized shark. (Oh wait, you say it‘s just the "extended" bestsellers list? Nevermind then. Carry on.) Read more »
Get ready to get offended on a whole ‘nother cultural spectrum: Jersey Shore season 4 will ship the cast to Italy this spring. So Italian people and rich people, adjust your travel plans accordingly. Europe, look into continent-sized condoms you can put over your head, just to be safe. The rest of us, get ready for more statements like this:"While the stateside Jersey Shore locales have become iconic for our audience ... Europe is a fresh spin on a show that continues to reach new heights for us," MTV‘s Chris Linn said in a statement. "The cast is headed to the birthplace of the culture they love and live by. We can‘t wait to see what erupts as a result." "The culture they love and live by." HAHAHAHA. Ha. Ha. Haaaa. OK, sure. I guess it would be uncouth for him to say "The culture they appropriate and humiliate ... by."Also: "We can‘t wait to see what erupts as a result." Is that a Vesuvius joke? I think it‘s a Vesuvius joke.Speaking of molten lava quickly and unexpectedly burning a bunch of ancient people to death, here are 10 things that I hope happen to the Jersey Shore cast when they go to Italy! Read more »
A month ago, at the beginning of Jersey Shore season 3 (or is this just a continuation of season 2? You know what, I don‘t even care.) I made this analogy:"Imagine you had a favorite pet as a kid. And then, when that beloved pet died, imagine your parents had it stuffed and forced you to keep playing with it. That is what Jersey Shore season 3 is like."And at the time, that‘s genuinely what it felt like: Like the show was going through the motions, but without any heart. (And it had very little heart to begin with.) As much as it annoys me that MTV has chosen to designate these new episodes in New Jersey as the second-half of season 2, they were right to do so, at least for those first few episodes: Immediately upon returning to Seaside, the cast fell right back into the tiresome drama that made their time in Miami such a fun-sucking waste. With Sammi and Ronni finding a way to drag everyone down no matter the zip code, I worried that the show would never rediscover the silly, ridiculous, at times downright hilarious spirit that made season 1 such a success.  Read more »
Are you loving Jersey Shore season 3? I started out the trip back to Jersey less than thrilled, but the last couple of episodes have me hooked anew. (I wish I could quit you, Snooki.) And from the looks of this midseason trailer for the remaining episodes, everything I‘m loving is going to kick it up a notch in the second half of our third installment of the guido saga: The boys and girls will get into an ever-escalating prank war! JWoww‘s skank ensembles will hit a new high (low?)! Ronnie and Sammi will continue to break up and make up and break up until Ronnie turns into an angry bear and Sammi turns into a screeching monkey! Plus, Snooki smears cheese all over The Situation‘s bed, The Situation becomes DETECTIVE The Situation, and Ronnie invents a new word: "chexting." ("Cheat-texting"!!!) It‘s all so, so bad. And I love it so, so much. Watch: Read more »
Last night, Jimmy Fallon celebrated Late Night‘s second birthday and, generous Jimmy that he is, instead of receiving gifts, he gave them away to us. By "gifts," I mean two spot-on, hilarious video shorts--truly the sort of gifts that keep on giving.First, check out "Winning for Men: By Charlie Sheen," Jimmy‘s parody fragrance ad, and note two essential things: One, that they used about 90% real Charlie Sheen quotes, because they were that crazy to begin with. And two ... who knew Fallon was such a dead-ringer for Sheen? It‘s almost like the first Tina Fey/Sarah Palin parody I ever saw. Eerie.  Read more »
It should surprise no one that Jersey Shore‘s The Situation totally tanked at Comedy Central‘s Roast of Donald Trump last night. What surprises me is that they asked him in the first place. What did they expect? They clearly let him write his own material, judging from these "jokes" TMZ found out got cut from the broadcast, given their insanely racist, offensive (and unfunny) nature:"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?Trump‘s ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property." "I‘m not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana.""Relax, she didn‘t even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee ... have you ever done anything else actually?"He made more terrible cracks at the expense of Larry King which you can read at the link above, but some of his worst material still made it to air. The only video I‘ve been able to find of his full aired speech is below, and it‘s got all the markings of one that will be taken down very soon. So watch it while you still can, and bask in the unglory of The Situation‘s terrible attempt at standup: Read more »
There‘s nothing quite as wonderfully awful as Syfy‘s ultra-ridiculous Saturday movies. Today they announced an upcoming slate full of craptastic gems like October‘s Zombie Apocalypse (which is exactly what you think it is), November‘s Gretl (an updated version of the classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretl starring Shannen Doherty) and December‘s Snowmageddon, about a mystical snow globe that causes real snowtastrophes when its shaken.  Read more »
"The ending of summer has arrived. I‘m going to miss everybody so much. This summer was awesome," said Snooki last night on the season 3 finale of Jersey Shore.But was it? WAS IT the best summer ever, Snooki? Yes, we had some good times, like when you got arrested, and the boys debated what was inside a "real boob," and that one episode when we all thought Sammi wasn‘t ever coming back. But Snooki, let‘s get real. This summer (my winter) with you at the Jersey Shore was underwhelming at best, and insanely irritating at worst. And it all boils down to one reason: Sammi and Ronni. I‘ve now spent more time complaining about how much I don‘t care about their relationship than I ever did actually caring. To all the reasons I (guiltily) elect to tune in to Jersey Shore every Thursday night -- funny quotes, drunken antics, slutty, scantily clad meatballs falling off of dance club stages -- they contribute absolutely nothing. They‘re miserable, they‘re making the rest of their cast mates miserable and they‘re making me miserable. If I have to watch them break up and make up again, if I have to watch them scream "I hate you!" one night and say "I love you" the next morning one more time ...  Read more »
You might think that writing a fake Jersey Shore April Fool‘s Day article would be easy, but you would be wrong. And, upon slightly more thought, it‘s easy to see why: The Jersey Shore cast is already a joke. Like, I would not be surprised if one day MTV revealed they‘d been pulling our legs about these meatballs the whole time, just like, "APRIL FOOL‘S! We got you guys so good these past two years! Long con!" The famous guidos‘ lives are already so preposterous and extreme and foolish (thanks to those of us who pay and encourage them), how do you even top that with an internet prank, you know? Believe me, I tried. I brainstormed. I got nothing.Case in point: Today the news broke that Rutgers University paid Snooki $32,000 (THIRTY TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS!) to "lecture" students, which was insane enough until students pointed out that that‘s two thousand more dollars than they paid Pulitzer Prize winning author Toni Morrison to speak at their commencement ceremony.Uhhhhhhh. Wait, it gets better: Read more »
We‘ve known these Jersey Shore spinoffs were in the works for a while, but the official press release from MTV still made me involuntarily moan, "Uuuugggghhhhh." Here, allow me to give you the same throat-spasm of pop cultural depression:MTV‘s executive vice president of programming and head of production Chris Linn says the two 12-episode series will "put the spotlight on their lives away from the shore as they pursue their individual passions, careers and relationships," and that "both series are fun, fresh ways for us to evolve what is an already successful brand for us." But I‘m not convinced, Chris! These sound a lot like Jersey Shore to me, especially because season 2 proved that it didn‘t have to take place on the New Jersey shore for you to still call it Jersey Shore.The press release, plus my very important notes: Read more »
Well this is just delightful. I‘m drunk on the laughter!Laying down the law in a way New Jersey government officials never dared, Florence, Italy Mayor Matteo Renzi has given the Jersey Shore cast a strict list of rules they must abide by if they want to film in his fair city. Chief among the rules: No drinking. Here‘s the entire list, courtesy of Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera:The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol. (Is there any other kind?)The cast will not be filmed drinking in public. (Noooo! Snoooooki! Your lifeblood!)The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town. (Is there any other kind?)The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature its culture and good food. (Translation: They can‘t just hang out with other Americans. And they‘re expected to talk to Italians while ... sober?!) Read more »
It‘s rather astounding to me that there are still new Jersey Shore parodies popping up. For such a superficial, largely garbage-filled TV show that by the end of its third season has essentially become a parody of itself, there are still people out there attempting -- and, on rare occasion, succeeding -- to extract gems from the pile. Is this why we, as a culture, have allowed ourselves to become so unabashedly fascinated by the guidos? Are they really so shallow and idiotic that the inverse is true about their potential for mockery: brilliant and limitless?No, let‘s not get ahead of ourselves. The clock is ticking, and soon, no matter how different and smart and funny your Jersey Shore parody is, it‘s going to be stale and played out. If we haven‘t reached that point already. And today is a good today to decide if we have, as two wildly different Jersey Shore parodies are making their way around the internet: One successful, and one ... not so much. Watch them both, and you be the judge: Is there still juice left in the internet Jersey Shore mockery market? Or, like our latter example here, are they all just expected and sad?  Read more »
It‘s been a rough day, culturally. Between the illness spreading from Donald Trump‘s hair into his brain, this continuing royal wedding madness and Beyonce allegedly "DESTROYING CHRISTMAS," I think this Onion piece about sums up how I feel about today. I hope the rest of the year proves them wrong, but I‘m not holding my breath. Cases in point: These items in this poll you‘re about to vote in.Not that I should expect anything heartwarming or impressive from my daily "Jersey Shore" Google alert, but these two news items from within it are particularly horrifying, for differing reasons. So let‘s check them out and vote: WHICH IS WORSE?  Read more »
The most important day in the history of civilization is upon us, at least that‘s what I assume based on the media coverage. Prince William and Kate Middleton‘s wedding is scheduled for Friday, April 29 at 11am London time (that‘s 6am ET and 3am PT, if you‘re interested in).  Read more »
I suppose I should have added one important caveat to my recent rant about how Jersey Shore parodies are played out, or on their way to being so: "Leave it to the pros."Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy continued his spoof-saga Jersey Floor with his regular slew of amazing guest stars (Abby Elliot, Rachel Dratch, Questlove, to name a few) and two extra-special appearances by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as versions of that Jersey Shore staple side character: "the stalker." These pros prove that there is still joy to be had in the mocking of our favorite MTV macaroni rascals.Watch and love:  Read more »
An MTV spokesperson is denying claims by several outlets today that MTV plans to recast Jersey Shore after season 5 to cut down on costs. An anonymous "source" told US Weekly, "After this group comes back from Italy and shoots Season 5 this summer, that will be the end for them." With Snooki, the Situation and their gang each making a reported $100,000 per episode, the source says the new stars will be "a lot cheaper."While there‘s no doubt a new cast would be cheaper, a nameless net spokesperson tells The Hollywood Reporter, "We love the present cast, and their summer adventures have just begun. We currently have no plans to recast the show." Read more »
Today the nominations for the 2011 Teen Choice Awards were announced, and as usual, it‘s a collection of obvious choices. Guess what? Teens still love Twilight, and they also really like Justin Bieber, Glee and Justin Timberlakie (who, at 30 years old, will probably be given a Lifetime Achievement Award next year). Read more »
The Jersey Shore macaroni rascals are back from Italy and already in the midst of filming season 5 of their MTV series in their native New Jersey, but cast member Vinny Gaudagnino has recently deserted his beachfront bunk mates -- maybe for good -- says The Hollywood Reporter, citing anonymous sources and vague "reports" from the set: "Reports have surfaced that Guadagnino left the house late on Friday after a heated argument with one of his cast mates. Reportedly, he complained of feeling ‘burnt out‘ and returned home to Staten Island with no desire to return to shooting. His departure follows news that the reality star left the house earlier this week complaining of homesickness. Sources have revealed that his cast mates were able to talk him back. This time around, sources say the crew have tired of his antics and won‘t be trying to get him to return." Read more »
Single-serving sites are all the rage these days, and great TV shows never go out of style. Here are 15 sites that blend the internet trend with their love of television in all sorts of hilarious, awesome and unique ways. Enjoy. Don‘t spoil your dinner.Emotions with Jon Hamm: Jon Hamm‘s face is the best face. Or, as this site that posts photos of the Mad Men star‘s seemingly infinite range of emotions says, "One day Jon Hamm realized he is the best human in the universe in the Having a Face department. So he decided to bless us all by becoming an actor. Emotions with Jon Hamm is a celebration of his craft." Read more »
Reasonable, careful, dedicated and humble aren‘t words that would ever have accurately described Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, or the rest of the Jersey Shore cast for that matter. But lately the news out of filming on the show‘s fifth season seems even less those-things than usual, as the macaroni rascals keep threatening to quit. First Vinny, and now Mike. From The Superficial (how appropriately named for this non-news!):"According to several photo agencies, these are apparently shots of The Situation storming off the set of Jersey Shore Wednesday afternoon and telling photographers, "It‘s over," and "Say goodbye to the bad guy.""Of course, one of TMZ‘s uber-friendly camera men were right there to walk backwards in front of him as Mike walked out with his gaggle of succubi, one of whom, in response to the photog‘s question of whether Mike was leaving the show, declared "Sitch MAKES the show!" Apparently that‘s groupie for "Just for a minute." More investigative reporting from TMZ reveals: Read more »
Jersey Shore season 4 in Italy premieres next month, and the first promos for the macaroni rascals‘ adventure abroad are out and -- trust me, this is hard to admit -- they‘re pretty great. If you‘ve got a sense of humor about the great masters.The irony of sending America‘s trashiest Italian-Americans to the motherland, which is also the birthplace of high art and home to Renaissance men like Michelangelo, da Vinci and Boticelli, isn‘t lost on MTV. In fact, that‘s the irony they‘re banking on, if the mashup math in these promos are any indication: Jersey + Italy = High art + The lowest of the low-brow. Check out the Mona Lisa in Snooki‘s sunglasses, a Venetian gondola replaced by the duck phone, the "Birth of Venus" with fur boots and a pink bag, and Michelangelo‘s "The Creation of Adam" turned into "The Creation of T-Shirt Time," accompanied by a few audio hints at what‘s to come for Snooks, Sitch and their gang when we catch up with them in Florence.My favorite picture is probably the Snooki Lisa, but my favorite audio is in promo #4, courtesy of Deena: "How do you say slut in Italian? I‘m not ... that." The classical piece that turns into a club mix in each promo is also a nice touch. Watch all 4 promos for yourself: Read more »
Jersey Shore isn‘t exactly known for leaving a lot to the imagination. Neither are the gang of guidos who made the show such a smash that it‘s now on its fourth season, and they‘re now all millionaires (or close) for airing it all out -- the fights, the sex, the stupidity -- on TV. So it should come as no surprise that, even though their country code is changing, their code of ethics (or lack thereof) isn‘t. And this trailer for Jersey Shore season 4, which premieres August 4 on MTV, gives us lots of big hints at the drama to come in the Shore kids‘ European adventure: Ronnie will send Mike to the hospital, probably because of something Sammi did. Pauly and Deena will hook up, publicly. Snooki will hit a police car, send two officers on stretchers to the hospital, get arrested and still proclaim, "I don‘t deserve this!" Snooki will throw something at Mike‘s head. (Which he does deserve.) Everyone will punch and kiss and scream at everyone else, because the stress and discomfort of being in a foreign land will only fuel their lust and hatred for one another. And through it all, attempts to learn Italian and navigate another country lead to hilarious mishaps and misunderstandings -- even more than usual!In other words: Jersey Shore season 4 looks great!WATCH THE PROMO:  Read more »
It would‘ve been perfect to kick things off with a quote from Jersey Shore, since there‘s so many we could use, but it‘s impossible to sound like a guido or guidette these days. It‘s a good thing we don‘t have to try at all, because season 4 is premiering tonight and the cast is back for even more gems.  Read more »
Jersey Shore Season 4 premieres tomorrow, August 4, and I‘m sure I can‘t be the only "fan" whose curiosity has been piqued by the macaroni rascals‘ trip to Italy. The extended preview for the season lets us know that this time around, for all of Italy‘s foreign scenery, the show will feature the same familiar antics we‘ve come to know and (if not love, then...) laugh at: Fights, hook-ups, drunken mistakes, arrests and, of course, an unhealthy amount of fist-pumping. We may not learn too many new things about the cast, but we WILL learn some essential Italian as they attempt to be understood around the poor, defenseless country. Personally, I can‘t wait to learn how to say "smush" and "It‘s T-Shirt Time!" in another language.Here‘s what to watch for when Jersey Shore hits Italy‘s shores this season: Read more »
They‘re back. Oh, wait, no -- they‘re going AWAY! To Italy, the land of their ancestors, whose legacy they have been publicly bringing shame upon for several years now. "Why do they get to go? Why not ME?" you might ask yourself. True, it doesn‘t seem fair that they‘re being rewarded for all their antics and arrests with a vacation. But we‘re going with them vicariously, which is good for us as it is bad for Italy. It‘s like we, America, decided it would be fun if we reached out and wiped our nose all over Italy‘s face, like, "HERE! Have fun with the hepatitis, Italy! I‘ll just be over here, laughing at how you handle the symptoms." We‘re such jerks! But we have fun with it, don‘t we?But enough about us -- let‘s catch up with the Jersey Shore kids. Before we can see where they‘re going, we first need to find out where they are. Everyone still alive? Let‘s see: Read more »
Another crazy week has gone past this flat-screen in front of me. (Of all of us, really.) Ashley got tired of the him-or-him? question and settled for a cupcake. The guidos decided to trace their roots and ended up doing more of the same. And we‘re a little (emphasis on little) closer to how Ashton Kutcher will end up with Charlie Sheen‘s shoes on Two and a Half Men. Read more »
Teens and their teen icons graced the stage last night and the coveted surfboards were given away to those who deserved it. So yes, the honor of being today‘s quiz topic goes to (insert drumroll here) the 2011 Teen Choice Awards.  Read more »
Being a twenty-something watching the Teen Choice Awards is like intruding in your little sister‘s party. You‘re lucky to be let in, but you don‘t understand most of what‘s going on.Like, why did Robert Pattinson still win the Choice Vampire award? I thought Twilight was so five minutes ago? (For now, at least, since the first Breaking Dawn movie has yet to come out, and I haven‘t seen frantic Twilight fans go out on the streets in ages.) And the fact that teenagers picked him rather than, say, True Blood‘s Alexander Skarsgard or The Vampire Diaries‘ Ian Somerhalder...Then again, it wasn‘t a bad night for TVD, as the show scooped five awards, including a sweep of the Fantasy/Sci-Fi TV category. It‘s pretty much a repeat of last year‘s Teen Choice Awards, really, except for the fact that Paul Wesley did not win; Ian did. Read more »
Have you discovered the treasure trove that is the Jersey Shore Dailies archive yet? I know I can be a little harsh on the Shore kids at times, but the unedited, unused footage of their lives that MTV posts on a daily basis proves one thing beyond a doubt: It‘s not editing. They really ARE that entertaining.Tomorrow night, we‘ll get another full episode chronicling their latest adventures in Italy, but why wait? Today, there‘s one particular Daily that I think we all need to watch: Drunk Ronnie! With Nutella (or chocolate?) all over his face! Trying to form an intelligible sentence! And also, I think, doing a Pinocchio impression? There‘s just so much to love here. The mumbling, the hiccuping, the falling asleep sitting up (or is he simply taking a moment of silent, sober reflection?!). In the words of Drunk Ronnie, "What goes on? I have no idea what happened." But I don‘t care, because it‘s hilarious no matter what the story is.Be warned: There is NSFW language, because these videos are unedited, and that means unbleeped.  Read more »
Last week on Jersey Shore, our favorite tanned night walkers fist pumped their way to Italy. There were a lot of laughs, yelling and suitcases, and Pauly D almost cried over his blow-dryer ... well ... blowing out. After three months of not seeing Ronnie, Sammi realized it was actually nice to see him again. Oh, and The Situation attempted to give Snooki a "situation," but ended up looking really drunk.  Read more »
Dancing with the Stars has made a big fuss about the show‘s desires to cast celebrities who are slightly more relevant than reality wannabes and the actors of yesteryear. While it seems unlikely that the show can fully break free from such "stars," the newest crop of likely DWTS competitors definitely signals a move in a positive direction. Read more »
Another rumor has surfaced about season 13 casting for Dancing with the Stars. Sources at the show have hinted that Elisabetta Canalis, an Italian model much better-known for being George Clooney‘s ex-girlfriend, will make her dancing debut this fall. Meanwhile, the subjects of previous rumors have started to deny everything.Who do we believe? Read more »
The clothing company Abercrombie and Fitch is worried that the Jersey Shore cast members, specifically Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, are wearing their clothing too often on the show, and that the association will negatively affect A&F‘s brand. They‘re so worried, in fact, that they‘ve offered to pay Mike a "substantial" amount of money not to wear their clothes. This, after they actually released a "Fituation" t-shirt in his (dis)honor!And they‘re serious. So serious that they released a statement to convince us what a big deal this is, which reads in part:"We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino‘s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans. ... We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response."But the thing is: An association with Jersey Shore, and Mike in particular, is IDEAL for the nature of Abercrombie‘s brand. I‘ve thought a lot about it, and I don‘t think that Mike should take their bribe. Instead, he should schedule a negotiation, bring to them this 5-point list I came up with, and write me a check after they write him a check and a contract to be their forever-spokesmodel: Read more »
Tonight on week 3 of Jersey Shore in Italy, we open on a moment of deja vu: Mike‘s calling a morning-after taxi for his new "backup chick," DTF Brittany. Wham, bam, thank you impressionable co-ed. What a way to open the episode -- appropriate, though, because tonight‘s episode is all about S-E-X, sex. Accompanied, of course, by it‘s partners in poor choices: Alcohol and rage.  Read more »
To paraphrase SpongeBob SquarePants, "another week, another seven nickels!" And sure, while last week saw a bunch of finales -- and this week, too -- there was still a lot going on our televisions. Life at the Big Brother house continued while werewolves killed each other on Teen Wolf. Twelve talents got another shot on America‘s Got Talent, while Emma (or Sutton, who?) got into some new trouble on The Lying Game. You get the idea. Read more »
Remember the biggest moment of Jersey Shore season one -- when Snooki got punched in the face by a random drunk guy at a bar? A lot has changed since then. Snooki‘s face has healed, for one. And the macaroni rascals are now rich, famous, living in Italy and on season four of their silly little show -- all of which seemed unfathomable way back two years ago.But certain things haven‘t changed at all since Snooki took her infamous punch. Ronnie is still a fist-swinging meathead, Mike is still a loudmouthed instigator, Sammi is still cluelessly starting beefs between the two, and for all the goofy antics of the cast, their big fight scenes are still the showstoppers. And this one looks like it will be a hospital-trip-inducing doozy. Apparently, Mike‘s been spreading rumors (again) that Ronnie is running around on Sammi (again). Oh, these three and their endlessly repetitive drama -- it‘s almost like they don‘t learn and grow like normal people! Watch their built-up tension come to blows in this clip of the fight, which airs in tonight‘s episode at 10pm on MTV: Read more »
Sit down, children, for I shall tell you a tale. A bedtime tale; a tale of beds moved and moved upon (sexually). A tale of the time that Ronnie punched Mike into oblivion for something he may or may not have said about sex that Ron may or may not have had. Or wanted to have. But I‘m getting ahead. That‘s the ending. Let us start at the beginning.We open on Mike in bed with one of the twins, and Vinny in bed with the other -- after she first came home with Mike, then hooked up with Deena. "I‘m an individual!" the sluttier one yells at Mike when he tries to get the F out alongside her twin sister. Yes, dear, you are a unique, special snowflake -- as evidenced by the fact that this show refuses to acknowledge that you have a name. Unfortunately, my psychic powers (the internet) tell me we‘ll be seeing Thing 1 and Sluttier Thing 2 later this season.  Read more »
MTV‘s 2011 Video Music Awards air this Sunday, August 28 at 9/8pm, and once again, some of the biggest stars of music, movies and TV are slated to make appearances at the network‘s biggest annual award show. Among the night‘s most anticipated appearances? Britney Spears will be there to receive a fitting 30th birthday present: A tribute to her own super-stardom. Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars will each perform, among many others, and iconic crooner Tony Bennett will lead a tribute to the late Amy Winehouse.More on what to expect, what to watch for and how to vote for the 2011 VMAs:  Read more »
As the Dancing with the Stars rumor mill slowly churns to its inevitable demise on Monday (when the season 13 cast will be officially announced), the names grow more interesting. Maybe they don‘t grow a lot more interesting, but it‘s not hard to increase interest when you started with Rob Kardashian. The far-more fascinating names to pop up most recently? Chaz Bono and Kim Richards. Read more »
Last night, a special episode of Jersey Shore aired before the VMAs as a special reminder to everyone that despite the pomp and circumstance and moon men, MTV is not about music videos anymore; it‘s about watching shameless goons pummel and do each other. Does the ‘M‘ technically stand for ‘masochism‘ yet? OK, maybe I‘m a little bitter. But, like Ronnie to Sammi, you‘ve been playing me like a fool, MTV. You know what I‘m talking about. The fight that you‘ve been promoting for weeks (think about how sick that is for a second) between Ronnie and The Situation? I trusted you. I expected a brawl; a battle; a blitzkrieg of juiced up pecs and guns. And this whole time, it turns out you were lying by omission. It was never Ronnie‘s fist that sent Mike to the hospital that dark and drunken night in Florence. In a moment of unbridled rage, distilled through his constant stupidity, Mike smashed his own head into his own bedroom wall, and that‘s how he ended up in the hospital. I would laugh (and laugh and laugh and laaaaugh) if I didn‘t feel so betrayed. Read more »
For those of us who tuned in this Sunday before the VMAs, tonight‘s episode of Jersey Shore, "And the Wall Won," is a rerun. But that doesn‘t mean we can‘t tune in again at 10pm to watch Mike give himself a concussion by smashing his head against a concrete wall. Really, we‘d only be hurting ourselves if we didn‘t watch Mike hurt himself again. If you‘re really jonesing for some never-before-seen footage of the macaroni rascals‘ continued adventures in Italy -- we‘ve got that, too! And, if you watch Jersey Shore for the same reasons I do -- fights, dancing, public nudity, Snooki getting arrested, insults screamed in mascara-streaked faces -- then this mid-season trailer pretty much promises that the second half of Jersey Shore season 4 will not disappoint you. All the craziness will become too much for poor DJ Pauly, who will call for an "STD ... Stop! The! Drama!" but he‘s clearly not going to get it. WATCH:  Read more »
Last week, Jersey Shore ended with Ronnie throwing away the flowers that he bought for Sammi to prove to her that he is a better, more mature person than she is (haha, slow down, buddy! It‘s like, mission TOO accomplished!) and Sammi declaring, "We‘re all f*cked up in the head right now." Truer words were never slurred. Then everyone laid down to a miserable, restless sleep. That feels like the ending of a perfect series finale if you ask me. Very sad, poetic and open-ended. Total Lost-caliber.But, no, we‘re merely midway through the macaroni rascals‘ adventure in Italy, so let‘s see what this chapter of the trip holds (and no, it is not site-seeing or culture-experiencing in any way):  Read more »
Each week we scour the internet for the latest and greatest photos of our favorite TV stars. From the latest photos for upcoming episodes to the hottest red carpet events to just walking down the street. It‘s clear that celebrities are working hard this summer.Check out last week‘s photos of 90210‘s AnnaLynne McCord filming, Beyonce‘s baby bump, and more! Read more »
During last night‘s stressful team challenge on Project Runway, Team Nuts & Bolts turned into Team Simply Nuts when prissy, pristine Josh (seriously, never a hair on head nor eyebrow is ever out of place!) got on grumbling ol‘ Bert‘s case over a simple misunderstanding regarding a printer, some clocks and an errant f-word. And, like an avalanche that starts with a single snowflake, it was as destructive as it was magnificent. If you‘re watching from afar, that is.Impatient to get his fabric design considered by the team, Bert‘s first and true enemy was the printer, which refused to print his pattern of pocket watches. "So much for my friggin clocks," he mumbled. And that, simply that, is what sent Joshua so far off the handle that (in the words of Joey Tribbiani) the handle was a dot to him! WATCH:   Read more »
Just as a reminder, we get a "previously on Jersey Shore": 1. Snooki‘s bad at driving.2. Deena is a lesbian, maybe. 3. Snooki and her boyfriend have problems. Remember these facts. They‘ll all come into play as we go. Pizza PartyOn their way to "work," Jenni and Ronnie counsel Snooki about her boyfriend problems (see? I told you they‘d come into play!). This puts Snooki in a bad mood, and she declares, "I hate work. I‘m not kidding, I f*cking hate work." As if we didn‘t know she gets paid $30,000 a week to say how much she hates work.  Read more »
Last night on Jersey Shore, Hurricane Meatball took over Italy, and the show, and left psychological wreckage wherever they went. What started as an innocent round (after round, after round...) of shots turned into a two-woman dance and makeout party. Which then resulted in Snooki falling into a bush. (FORESHADOWING? Ew. Gross. Sorry.) Which then turned into Deena flashing her "kookah" to the entire club. Which then became a three-hour kissing marathon between the two "meatballs," and probably more, since they ended up in bed together, underwear-less, with no recollection of the night‘s between-the-sheets activities. We‘ve seen enough romantic comedies to know what that means. Although this turned out to be more of a horror comedy than a romantic one -- especially for the Jersey Shore boys, who were overwhelmed by their confusing emotions about the entire "Meatball Mashup" display. Normally, Vinny, Pauly, Mike and Ronnie love to watch girls kiss each other, but for some reason, this time felt different. Could it be that their idea of girl-on-girl action as always being brief, sexy and for their entertainment is (gasp!) unrealistic? Or are wasted Deena and Snooki just that gross and sloppy? Probably both. Watch the makeout, and its aftermath:  Read more »
When we last left the macaroni rascals, mid-way through their adventure in Italy and yet to step foot in a cathedral, a museum or any sort of culturally relevant landmark whatsoever, Snooki had just given up on driving ... mid-driving ... and slammed her MTV‘s Fiat into an Italian police car. As the injured officers were led away on stretchers and in neck braces, Snooki expressed her remorse the only way she knew how: "SHUT. UP. Pleeeeease? I don‘t want to go there! [To jail.] Pleeeeease!"So what now? Is Snooki holed up in a grimy Italian prison cell, trading her meatball lovin‘ for actual meatballs with a wizened old Italian gypsy named Giuseppina? Read more »
When they‘re not threatening to rip each other‘s heads off or getting rip-roaring drunk, the Jersey Shore kids love to pull pranks on each other. When direct conflict resolution feels too advanced, when boredom becomes overwhelming, when resentment overwhelms their simple souls, a prank is the go-to Jersey Shore cure-all.But most of the time, their execution leaves something to be desired, and the pranks end up back-firing, or being non-starters -- like last week, when Snooki tried to get Mike in a bind by inviting one of his sex partners into the house when he was on his way home with another. All she did was hand-deliver The Situation a guaranteed lay. (And these are the plotlines of our lives.)This week on Jersey Shore, Vinny decides to pull a simple prank on Deena by piling all her belongings onto her bed. But the prank quickly turns into a three-parter and delivers even more than Vinny hoped for, and before you know it, he‘s pressing his naked body against Deena, and then she gets stuck under the bench he put on her bed. At least Team Meatball #2 is a good sport about being the boys‘ new punching bag. We‘ve got a sneak peek of the prank and its ridiculous aftermath right here:  Read more »
When we last left our beloved slutty pumpkins, Snooki‘s boyfriend Jionni ran, he ran so far awaaay. The next morning, Snooki says: "I get it. I‘m a lot to handle." But she still doesn‘t see why he‘d go to such drastic measures and leave her in a foreign country. At least that‘s what I think her, "Really? REALLY?" means. She tries his phone, only to get that voicemail lady‘s long-winded rejection over and over. NO I DON‘T WANT TO PAGE HIM, VOICEMAIL LADY. I DON‘T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEEEEANS!  Read more »
Nine weeks into their Italian escapade, cabin fever seems to be setting in for a few of the Jersey Shore kids. Maybe because they spend more time touring each other‘s shortcomings as friends, confidantes and human beings than they do touring the actual country of Italy, but ... no matter. What‘s important is that last night‘s episode was chock-full of drama (screaming! crying! pregnancy scares!!!), ending with an illicit hookup between Vinny and still-dating-her-mean-and-terrible-boyfriend Snooki. And in these deleted scenes, we see how and why Vinny may have ended up in such a vulnerable and lonely place that he‘d let himself fall back into the arms of Meatball #1: Because he‘s feeling low and tired of the drama, and Meatball #2 just doesn‘t know how to help.Translation: Watch these funny videos of Deena trying, and failing, to console Vinny. (And trying to "do sex" with Pauly!) And finally, as a double cherry finish on your spray-tanned sundae, check out a sneak peek of next week‘s episode starring Detective Situation Holmes, and an extra-special bonus video, courtesy of Conan, and starring Paul Rudd. What more could you ask for?  Read more »
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Last we left our loud-mouthed traffic cones in their Florentine tower of isolation and misery, Snooki had put a temporary stop on her interminable fighting with Jionni by declaring them on a "break" and then, a handful of hours later, ending up in Vinny‘s bed where certain, err, business occurred. Certain mouth-to-mouth and mouth-to-part and part-inside-part business. GROSS. Snooki, you really need to stop digging yourself into these holes. (No, not those, GROSS, I mean like "series of bad decisions" holes.)  You‘re so short! And dumb! Those are not good things to be when trying to climb out of a hole!  Read more »
When we left her, Snooki was in a pickle, and not the kind she likes. After telling her boyfriend that Vinny had merely "bleeped" her the night before (WHAT WORD DID SHE USE? it‘s an unsolved mystery!), Jionni gave Snooki a second chance ... which she then immediately used up by finding out that Vinny actually F*CKED her (the ULTIMATE bleep!) during those several minutes that she and Jionni were "on a break." Well... duh. When she blacks out, Snooki immediately takes off all her clothes and falls on the closest dick. How come I know that and she doesn‘t?To her credit, Snooki immediately calls Jionni back and tells him the truth, and apologizes every which way, until she realizes Jionni might not forgive her, goes mute and starts fanning herself with her hand like an overheated Southern debutante. "Are we together or not together? Am I your girlfriend?" she hyperventilates at him. Jionni doesn‘t know. He describes his heartbreak symptoms, and I think he might just be coming down with a flu. They decide to stay in international love limbo and "work on things." So this conversation will happen at least eight more times in the future, GREAT.   Read more »
And just like that, the Jersey Shore trip to Italy was over. If you expected our macaroni rascals take away some sort of lesson from their travels, to gain experiences that would encourage a more enlightened, humble or productive perspective about their roles in the world ... well, you don‘t watch much of this show do you? They came to Italy determined to "do them," and they "did themselves" so hard that they barely even noticed they‘d changed continents. Their biggest souvenirs from the trip will consist of club hand stamps, empty condom wrappers, Deena‘s negative pregnancy test, empty wine bottles and Snooki‘s outstanding warrant for the time she hit those cops with her car. Ahhhh, memories.  Read more »
Jersey Shore may be off the air for now but that doesn‘t mean the housemates are out of the spotlight. The truth is there‘s no shortage of news and crazy antics out there when it comes to the cast of Jersey Shore, and proof of that is this week‘s five funniest stories. Enjoy! Read more »
Jersey Shore may be off the air for now, but that doesn‘t mean the housemates are out of the spotlight. The truth is, there‘s no shortage of news and crazy antics out there when it comes to the cast of Jersey Shore. Proof: Here are this week‘s five funniest Jersey Shore stories. Enjoy!  Read more »
Jersey Shore may be off the air for now, but that doesn‘t mean the housemates are out of the spotlight. The truth is, there‘s no shortage of news and crazy antics out there when it comes to the cast of Jersey Shore. Proof: Here are this week‘s funniest Jersey Shore stories. Enjoy!  Read more »
We‘re only a few short weeks away from the premiere of season five of Jersey Shore. If you are like meyou watch this show religiously, but will never admit it in public. The show is like a car wreck, only if thewreck involved a tanker full of spray tan and a truck packed with cases of vodka. The great thing aboutJersey Shore is that the participants (I call them participants and not people because I still refuse thatthey are real) are in the news even when they aren‘t "working." Read more »
We are inching closer to the greatness that is known as the Jersey Shore. Our favorite juiced-up, over-tanned, pickled-livered group is gearing up for another season of hijinks, but that doesn‘t mean that theyhaven‘t been in the news lately. Check out the trailer for Jersey Shore season 5, and then let‘s see what the gang has been up to.  Read more »
Back to the shore, and back to normal.This Thursday, Jersey Shore returns for its fifth season. (Can you believe it? It seems like mere months ago that we watched Snooki get punched in the face. Ah, memories...) And after a wacky, extra-tense "vacation" in Italy, the shore kids will return to their native habitat this season. Back to the beach house, back to the boardwalk, and -- for the boys -- back to their favorite barbers, who know just how to cut Pauly‘s blowout and shave the blasphemous cross into the back of The Situation‘s head. Watch a sneak peek of the premiere: Read more »
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Well, they‘ve done it. The cast of Jersey Shore has fist pumped their way into a fifth season. Yes, a FIFTH season. The faux tanned bunch returns to their homeland after their time in Italy and can‘t wait to destroy the same Seaside house from seasons past. The finale in Italy teased viewers into thinking there was a real possibility that the cast might return ... minus one situation. Alas, despite the roommates‘ reservations, Mike has joined them in Jersey. Thank goodness they can all now get their ‘real‘ haircuts, visit the gym and get their outrageously fake tans on back in the States.  Read more »
Vinny‘s had enough of his fellow guidos and guidettes as he heads home this week. I can‘t sayI blame him, I mean it has to be hard being the youngest AND the most normal in the house.Regardless, it‘s sad to see Vinny go, and hopefully he will return to the Jersey house later in theseason! Meanwhile, his roommates get back into their routine on the shore and kick it off with afull episode of drinking and bad decisions. (Shocking, right?) Read more »
1. Meatballs on the LooseDeena has a ridiculous and unnecessary meltdown when she hears that Vinny has left, claiming that she has now lost her "soul." Really? I didn‘t know anyone on Jersey Shore even had a soul to lose. To soothe their sorrows, she and Snooki take to the streets of the Shore and once again, Nicole should be taken in for public intoxication and pure stupidity. Does the fact that she can barely walk detain her from challenging some fellow Jersey guidos to a dance off? Of course not - until they fall all over themselves and finally call it a night. Read more »
What happens when the most level-headed member of the house leaves Jersey Shore? The Shore Store falls apart, the house is threatened with the possibility of getting new roommates, strippers pop out of a cake, Sammy gets in a massive fight and the Seaside SWAT team captures the absent guido -- all firsts for the Shore gang (well, at least on public television).  Read more »
I don‘t think anyone is shocked to hear that Snooki has a UTI, and honestly she should feel lucky that this is all she has. However uncomfortable the infection may be, I don‘t think that it is an excuse to pee on yourself or your porch. But then again, this is Snooki, and this is Jersey Shore. I bet Jionni can‘t wait to make her the mother of his children.  Read more »
The biggest night in TV is here, the 2011 Emmy Awards! Will Modern Family and Mad Men win the top awards once again, or will newcomers like Boardwalk Empire and Parks and Recreation dethrone them? And how will Jane Lynch serve as host?  Read more »
Pauly‘s stunning blow out and golden tanned physique seems to acquire a lot of stalkers on Jersey Shore, but the one this week tops the rest. Unlike stalkers of seasons past, this girl doesn‘t just come out at night and follow him around the clubs, but she actually sits outside the Shore Shop just to get a glimpse of Pauly at work. If that wasn‘t bad enough, she wears the same outfit and same "Pauly D" hat every time she is spotted. J-Wow‘s reference to the classic stalker film Misery is spot on as she warns him he might end up the victim of smashed kneecaps. Perhaps he should skip a week of GTL and it will ward off the crazies. Read more »
With only a little more than two weeks before the Dancing with the Stars season 14 cast is announced, it‘s high time that we start paying attention to some of the DWTS casting rumors floating around out there. Who might we see on the dance floor this spring? Which rumors seem more realistic than others. Keep reading for the full rundown on the Dancing with the Stars season 14 rumors. Read more »
It seems appropriate in spite of the recent holiday to talk about the couples that have blossomed in recent Jersey Shore episodes. Surprisingly, most of the cast mates have paired off this week ... yes, even Mike.  Read more »
Apparently it is quite difficult when intoxicated to distinguish the difference between someone yelling, "Shark" and "Sharp" when you are boating in three feet of water. The meatballs think they are going to be shark bait when they are treading water in their inflatable raft and the roommates start yelling to them them not to get out of the boat because objects around them are sharp. Valid mistake I suppose, but when you are floating right off of a pier in Jersey where you can stand up in the water, I‘d say you‘re fairly safe.  Read more »
This is the moment we‘ve all been waiting for - Mike is FINALLY going to tell Jionni about his alleged hook-up with Snooki. Or is he? His strategy to tag-team the couple with "the unit" in the club doesn‘t go according to plan, so he turns to a more private approach when they get back to the house. Basically, Mike‘s master plan is to wait until everyone involved will be drunk and irrational - clearly the best time to have a serious conversation. Read more »
This week, a famous pop star celebrates his birthday, an Office employee quits and a troubled actress makes her TV comeback. Read more »
The day has come at last on Jersey Shore -- Mike FINALLY cashes in and confronts Jionni about his alleged hook-up with Snooki, but I don‘t think he got the reaction out of Jionni that he was hoping for. Shockingly, Jionni is very calm and collected about the whole thing most likely because he doesn‘t believe any of the B.S. that comes out of The Situation‘s mouth. Personally, I really don‘t know or care who is telling the truth, and frankly it has just gotten old after almost two full seasons of this back and forth bickering. Snooki however, does not keep her cool as well as her buff beau, and participates in a full on food fight to protect her honor. Not surprisingly, the harmless fight turns more into a food war between the two as unresolved issues are taken out through flying pickles, ketchup and milk. I think Snooki gets the last laugh though when she rubs all of the condiments off of her body onto Mike‘s sheets. Yuck. Read more »
Season 5 comes to a close tonight, but the fist-pumping crew is determined to go out with a bang. The final episode is filled with lies, threesomes, water fights and final goodbyes as the roommates prepare to leave their Jersey home. So let‘s dive right in to tonight‘s four most unforgettable moments from the Season 5 finale!  Read more »
The summer‘s most ridiculous new dating game show has a cast, and it‘s so wonderfully absurd. When FOX‘s Voice-esque dating game show, The Choice, premieres on Thursday, June 7 at 9pm, it will bring some rather notable stars. According to EW, celebrities like Joe Jonas, Rob Kardashian and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will be looking for love.  Read more »
If there is one truth to life, it‘‘s that there is an award show for everybody. Thus, we have the Teen Choice Awards, a competition whose winners are chosen solely by voters between the ages of 13 and 19. What will this year‘s teens be honoring? Keep reading for the first round of 2012 Teen Choice Award nominees. Read more »
Get ready to plan your summertime TV watching: MTV has announced summer premiere dates for three of its shows. Teen Wolf, Snooki & JWoww and Awkward will all debut new seasons in June. Read more »

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