OMGLEE ITS BRITNEY DAY. I was so excited earlier that I felt like I had to pee a little. But it wasnt pee. It was GLEE. For weeks now Ive been so excited for the Glee Britney episode (because I have no life like its my job and Britney nostalgia like its a chronic bone disease) that I actually got worried earlier that my brain would explode from happiness poisoning and all I would be able to write is "Durrrrrrrr" all the way down the page.Even if this recap cant fully capture the Spears-tacular Brit-nanza we just saw (SPOILER ALERT: it cant), look on the bright side: At least these are real words. And, like Dr. Carl says, we should always be doing things that feel good for no reason, like making jokes about a show that has lots of the best jokes around already included. Now lets get our anesthesia on and discuss that Britney Spears sex riot, my little butt sweat stains:
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