“The Long Goodbye”

Millie shows up again to collect her stuff because she’s leaving for good. Mouth is there and the two engage in more of their boring and tedious relationship. Millie had Lasik and Mouth admits to being at fault because he ran up a huge phone bill texting Gigi.

She admits to having fantasies about ripping Mouth’s cloths off and ravaging him, but she feared the sex wouldn’t live up to the expectation. I used to think she was smart, but if Marvin McFadden is her biggest sexual fantasy, there must be something seriously wrong with her. How could anyone go back to him after having the beefcake that is Owen? After Mouth pours his heart out, she leaves.


“The Seven Year Itch”

Haley surprises Nathan in Charleston with a romantic evening in an empty house for their seven-year wedding anniversary. Is it just me, or have these two been leaving Jamie with a babysitter in just about every episode this season?

The two open their fortune cookies and play the “in bed” game, which Haley has never heard of. Was she raised in a cave? His cookie says “You are a master of your craft...in bed.” He’s feeling a bit cocky, but gets knocked down a peg when hers says “Prepare yourself for a big change...in bed.”

She tells him about being suspended from teaching because of publishing San’s essay, so now she thinks she and Jamie should move into this house in Charleston. She wants to practice her music while looking out onto the driveway where Nathan would play basketball shirtless. Of course he would.

Nathan thinks it would be better if she went back on the road to pursue her dreams of performing once again. He thinks she could tutor Jamie on the road, since she’s very good at tutoring Scott men. It’s nice to see these two are still in love and just as sexually playful as ever.


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