South Park launches season 28 with “Twisted Christian,” an explicit, outrageous chapter that folds a viral Gen Alpha gag into an apocalyptic arc. The premiere fixates on the “6-7” meme, Peter Thiel’s antichrist lectures, and Donald Trump’s role in Satan’s would-be “butt baby,” while Cartman’s fixation curdles into demonic possession. PC Principal—rebranded as “Power Christian”—tries to police the craze, Jesus Christ questions his ministry, and JD Vance maneuvers in Washington, D.C. to block an unholy birth.
What happens in “Twisted Christian”
The episode centers on the TikTok bit “6-7,” which students repeat as a catch-all punchline. PC Principal doesn’t call it cringe—he calls it “some satanic numerology shit”
, using religious fervor to clamp down at South Park Elementary. Rather than get help from the school’s new guidance counselor, Jesus Christ, he seeks out Peter Thiel, introduced as the world’s top expert on the antichrist
in this universe. Thiel delivers a baroque lecture: after the war in heaven, God pinholes Satan’s anatomy so he could never carry a butt baby
—until a human with a very specific physical trait comes along.
That leads directly to the premiere’s most gratuitous running gag since the “naked Trump” episode. We’re told the size in question is between 6–7 cm, with a wink to Revelation 6:7. Multiple sequences linger on Trump’s nether regions, including tweezer-assisted masturbation bits. Meanwhile, JD Vance emerges as a puppet-master who grants Thiel unlimited access to every government database
and pushes Trump toward a clinic to terminate Satan’s pregnancy. The hour toggles between Washington and South Park, where Cartman’s “6-7” obsession escalates from giggles to projectile-vomit possession in a gleefully Exorcist riff.
Jesus, PC Principal, and Cartman: the spiritual (and very gross) arc
After time among MAGA-flavored believers, Jesus has a crisis of faith—then snaps at PC Principal with the blunt rebuke: “You need a way to bully people and you’re using the Bible to do it!”
He’s soon seduced by a “bro” Christianity, aesthetic and all, as the show lampoons culture-war branding. Cartman, meanwhile, may hold the literal key to stalling the apocalypse. His path sends him toward Washington, D.C., setting up a face-off that ties the meme, the prophecy, and Trump’s predicament together.
Cast & creators you see (and what’s missing)
- Eric Cartman — spirals into full demonic possession linked to the 6-7 meme.
- PC Principal (“Power Christian”) — tries to stamp out the meme on religious grounds.
- Jesus Christ — serves as guidance counselor; publicly calls out bullying masked as piety.
- Peter Thiel — portrayed as an antichrist “expert” delivering lurid prophecy lectures.
- Donald Trump — entangled with Satan in a storyline about an abortion attempt.
- JD Vance — depicted as an operator arranging data access and pressuring Trump.
Note: A complete guest-voice list, directors, or writers for this installment are not confirmed in the provided sources.
How “Twisted Christian” fits into South Park’s ongoing story
The premiere feels like a reset and a continuation. It kicks off season 28 while carrying threads from season 27, shifting from one season into the next after only five earlier episodes. The new chapter “sets all the pieces in place for the remaining five episodes,” with a trajectory aimed at a big conclusion. The season’s organizing image—6-7—works as both toilet humor and an apocalyptic countdown, stitched to scripture (Revelation 6:7) and to the running gag about measurement.
Theme watch: technology, prophecy, and control
Beyond shock gags, the hour lampoons the way elites invoke faith to claim power. Thiel’s role as a techno-oracle is framed as access and authority—he’s handed unlimited
state data—while a school administrator uses “Power Christian” rebranding to enforce discipline. The meme’s emptiness offers cover for possession, policy, and panic. The satire also jabs at body-obsessed spectacle politics, from surgical makeovers to obsessing over centimeters.
Season 27 vs. Season 28—and the “6-7” throughline
The transition clarifies how the season 27 business fed the new arc: a meme collapses religious numerology, internet virality, and Trump-era taboos into a single punchline. Now, season 28 stretches that setup into a multi-episode showdown. If the premiere’s scope holds, this could echo longer “epic story” runs the show has pulled off before.
What’s next for ‘South Park’
“Twisted Christian” positions Cartman, Jesus, and Thiel on converging paths toward Washington. With Vance scheming offstage and Trump barreling toward clinical intervention, the show tees up a cliffhanger in which a possessed kid may be the only brake on an Antichrist birth. If the premiere’s explicitness is the new baseline, expect the next entries to double down on prophecy gags and political body horror—still wrapped around two digits: 6-7.
Quick answers to trending searches
- Who is peter thiel? In this episode, he’s depicted as an antichrist “expert” lecturing at the school, with access to U.S. databases and direct ties to JD Vance and Donald Trump.
- South Park season 28 episodes: The premiere launches a five-episode runway toward a finale this year; full titles beyond “Twisted Christian” were not confirmed in the provided sources.
- South Park season 27 episodes: The show jumped to season 28 “after only five episodes” of season 27; a complete list here is not confirmed in the provided sources.
- South Park season 27 episode 6 / 6-7 / 6 7: The premiere riffs on the numbers as meme, measure, and scripture nod (Revelation 6:7).
- Comedy Central: Scheduling and broadcast specifics for this chapter were not confirmed in the provided sources.
Bottom line
The season 28 premiere uses “Twisted Christian” to roast Peter Thiel, jab Donald Trump, and turn JD Vance into an offstage architect, all while pushing Eric Cartman and Jesus Christ into the center of an apocalyptic farce. It’s blunt, graphic, and built around 6-7—and it leaves a trail to the next five episodes.
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