Just in time for the new year, NBC has unveiled a brand new cast of celebrities for Donald Trump to torture in a new season of the Celebrity Apprentice. Of course, as is the case with the Celebrity Apprentice, you might want to put the word celebrity in quotation marks. Looking through the list of 14 “celebrities” only a handful are household or familiar names.
The third season of Celebrity Apprentice kicks off March 14th on NBC. Get ready to root for one of the following.
Rod Blagojevich (Impeached Illinois Governor)
Bill Goldberg (Two-time WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
Michael Johnson (Olympic track and field gold medalist)
Bret Michaels (former Poison front-man, VH1 Reality Star)
Curtis Stone (TV Chef, best known for TLC’s “Take Home Chef”)
Darryl Strawberry (former Major League Baseball player & All-Star)
Selita Ebanks (Victoria’s Secret Model)
Maria Kanellis (WWE Wrestler)
Cyndi Lauper (Singer Song-Writer)
Carol Leifer (who? Apparently, a comedian/writer/producer)
Sharon Osbourne (Reality TV star, former talk show hostess)
Holly Robinson Peete (Actress, Children’s Book Author)
Summer Sanders (Olympic swimming gold medalist)
And here’s a larger version of the cast portrait:
I already have my money on Sharon Osbourne for the win. Who do you think will triumph in Trump’s boardroom?