You would think an episode about a dance would be more fun. But not on The Vampire Diaries. At least there were a lot of good quotes from the episode!
#24 “Look at them, all bromance-y.”
Caroline
#23 “I’ve watched The Bachelor! Fair is fair. It is Stefan’s turn.”
Caroline
#22 “I’m thinking gardenia corsage. Wrist obviously. You don’t want to stab her in the chest with the pin. That could get messy.”
Damon
#21 “Alaric. You remember him, right. About 6-foot-2, tried to hack you into pieces.”
Damon
#20 “The ultimate weapon! For the ultimate hunter.”
Esther
#19 “Given our dangerous dance karma, you sure you’re up for this?”
Stefan
Elena: “Getting out of bed is dangerous these days.”
#18 “Sometimes, the people who love her get caught in the crossfire.”
Caroline, on Elena
#17 “What are you doing here? If Klaus sees you…”
Caroline
Tyler: “What’s he gonna do? Draw you another picture?”
#16 “You do not need to be jealous of Klaus!”
Caroline
Tyler: “I am jealous. But I’m also competitive.”
#15 “I blacked out for most of this decade. Remember?”
Stefan
#14 “The ex boyfriend?”
Jamie
Bonnie: “Yeah.”
Jamie: “That’s not awkward at all.”
#13 “Sorry to spoil your 7 minutes in heaven. We have a problem.”
Damon
#12 “Why do you always have to prove you’re the alpha male?”
Caroline
Klaus: “I don’t have to prove anything, love. I am the alpha male.”
#11 “Work your magic, witch. Or I’ll start killing people you fancy.”
Klaus
#10 “She’ll be fine. Elena always manages to find her way through this stuff.”
Caroline
#9 “You said you wanted to undo the evil you created. But this… This is just as evil!”
Elena
#8 “Where’s my ring? Tell me what happened?”
Alaric
#7 “The Salvatores and their unshakable bond. I only wonder what will happen when Elena finally makes her choice. Will we see you shake? Just a little bit?”
Klaus
#6 “Your trap failed, Mother. I live. And I will go on living.”
Klaus: “Your trap failed, Mother. I live. And I will go on living. Let your beloved spirits try to preserve you again. I dare you to come after me! I will build an army so big, no one will ever touch me. My survival will haunt you through eternity. You will never destroy me!”
#5 “I’d rather get it over with now before some janitor comes to clean out Alaric’s stuff and realizes that the history teacher was a vampire slayer.”
Elena
#4 “I offered to snap his neck, put him out of his misery. But he didn’t take me up on it.”
Damon
Meredith: “You seem surprised.”
Damon: “You just think a guy so used to dying wouldn’t want to drag it out.”
#3 “Apparently, my choices have been a little controversial lately.”
Damon
#2 “Sorry I killed you. Twice.”
Damon
#1 “Drink.”
Damon
Alaric: “Actually I’ve been thinking about cutting back.”
