Supernatural - The Hardy Boys Shoot Rainbows Out Of Their Ass

Mon, 13 Feb 2012 07:07:28 -0500

Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie: Bloodsucking octopi, impalement-happy unicorns, aspirational land sharks, and stripper clowns on angel dust are just a few of the bizarre beasties Our Intrepid Heroes must confront this week when a geek in desperate need of some good mood stabilizers starts messing with hoodoo in Wichita.

Fringe - A Town Called Malice

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:59:43 -0500

Welcome to Westfield: Thanks for visiting Westfield! Come for the rhubarb pie, stay because you're trapped in a hellish nightmare that you can't escape from!

Mondo Extra - 'Geeks Get to Play Forever': Kevin Smith Goes From Clerks to Comic Book Men

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 17:39:25 -0500

Q&A With Kevin Smith: The hero to nerds everywhere talks to us about his AMC reality show, why podcasts are more appealing than filmmaking and how everyone has a story to tell.

The Office - Perfect Pork Anus

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:31:39 -0500

Special Project: Dwight is tapped to spearhead the launch of Sabre retail stores, which surprisingly turns out to be the most believable part of that storyline.

Revenge - Feast or Famine

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:15:00 -0500

Perception: The Graysons are set up to completely dissolve at Emanda’s engagement dinner.

Vampire Diaries - Shipwreck!

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 10:08:41 -0500

Dangerous Liaisons: Eloise Hawking throws a formal ball for her spawn, ensuring the MFHS Prom will be anticlimactic. Everybody's fancy. Everybody's fine. Your body's fancy, but Klaus fancies Caroline.

Project Runway - Seasons of Change

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:57:45 -0500

Fashion Face Off: The designers have to design for different seasons and Michael and Jerell make nearly identical looks. Coincidence? Jerell thinks not.

Secret Circle - Requiem for a Circle

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:51:15 -0500

Valentine: It's Valentine's Day, which means there are hot pizza delivery guys to be had.

American Idol - Contagion

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:44:57 -0500

Hollywood Round, Part 2: The contestants prepare for group performances. That, and a musical version of Stephen King's The Stand.

Jersey Shore - The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball Walking

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:35:57 -0500

The Follow Game: JWOWW's relationship continues its downward spiral. The Meatballs dip out of work. Sitch establishes a tenuous, foundation-less friendship with Snooki and relishes the trash-talking possibilities of his brother smash-and-dashing Deena's sister. And we meet my new personal hero, Pauly's stalker.

Grey's Anatomy - Crash Into Me

Fri, 10 Feb 2012 09:27:11 -0500

All You Need Is Love: A runaway car crashes into the ER... and really, after the initial scare and Owen pushing Cristina out of the way, showing that he at least still cares about her enough to not let her perish in a grisly fashion, they hang up some plastic sheeting and no one seems to really give it another thought for the entire episode. Hey, it's Valentine's Day -- people have important things like chocolate to worry about instead!

Supernatural - The Hardy Boys Really Need To Wrap That Shit Up

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 15:56:29 -0500

The Slice Girls: Dashing El Deano's sly spermatozoa meet up with an aggressive Amazonian egg, and hijinks ensue.

The River - The Dry Spirit

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:07:14 -0500

Magus: Reality TV crew goes looking for dead hippy, finds Smokey instead.

Ringer - Trying To Get The Feeling, Again

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:45:00 -0500

What Are You Doing Here, Ho-Bag?: Juliet's mom visits. Bridget calls Tyler. Shiv meets up with Henry. I still don't care much, but weecapping was less of a chore than I expected on first watch.

Pretty Little Liars - Challenged A

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 11:20:58 -0500

The Naked Truth: Caleb yells at Jenna, provoking a day-glo apocalypse; Holden is a ninja.

Fringe - Angel of the Mourning

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:15:00 -0500

Making Angels: The Farnsworthbot pays a surprise visit to our universe, and is such great help on a case that Walter considers trading in our Astrid for the newer model, like you do with an iPhone.

Top Chef - Tears of Joy

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:33:23 -0500

Mentors: Beverly returns, and then Sarah wins immunity and doesn't have to cook this week. Those who are competing have to cook a meal for his or her culinary mentor, plus there is a lot of crying, mostly from Paul.

American Idol - Over the Edge

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:21:15 -0500

Hollywood Round, Part 1: As Hollywood Week begins, some go on, and others drop out.

Project Runway - Muses Without Shoeses

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:46:08 -0500

Clothes Off Your Back: The designers have to find muses and then take their clothes, creating a dip in the number of people who would like to be muses.

Grey's Anatomy - It Always Ends with Tequila

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:12:11 -0500

If/Then: If we were in Opposite Land, where Ellis was alive, Richard was Meredith's father, and Mere was a generally happy person, would the day still end with her doing tequila shots and picking up Derek in a bar? Well, wonder no more.