Season 9 Episodes

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Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Season 9, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/14/2012
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The Straw In My Donut Hole

Season 9, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/7/2012
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Why We Gave Up Women

Season 9, Episode 22 - Air Date: 4/30/2012
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Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Season 9, Episode 21 - Air Date: 4/16/2012
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Grandma's Pie

Season 9, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/9/2012
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Palmdale, Ech

Season 9, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/19/2012
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The War Against Gingivitis

Season 9, Episode 18 - Air Date: 2/27/2012
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Not in My Mouth!

Season 9, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/20/2012
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Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Season 9, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/13/2012
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The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Season 9, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/6/2012
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A Possum on Chemo

Season 9, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/16/2012
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Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Season 9, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/2/2012
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One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Season 9, Episode 12 - Air Date: 12/19/2011
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What a Lovely Landing Strip

Season 9, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/5/2011
Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life. [CBS]
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A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Season 9, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/21/2011
Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world [CBS]
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Frodo's Headshots

Season 9, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/14/2011
Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.
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Thank You for the Intercourse

Season 9, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/7/2011
When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional. [CBS]
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Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Season 9, Episode 7 - Air Date: 10/31/2011
Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
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The Squat and the Hover

Season 9, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2011
Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
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A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Season 9, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2011
Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risque movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
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Nine Magic Fingers

Season 9, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2011
Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.
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Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Season 9, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/3/2011
Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
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People Who Love Peepholes

Season 9, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/26/2011
Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife. [CBS]
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Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Season 9, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/19/2011
Ashton Kutcher joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart. [CBS]