Season 7 Episodes

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A Finale Birthing

Season 7, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/13/2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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This Is Not Gonna End Well

Season 7, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/21/2010
Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.
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Gumby with a Pokey

Season 7, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/13/2010
Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.
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I Called Him Magoo

Season 7, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/5/2010
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"
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Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave

Season 7, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/9/2010
Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.
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Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Season 7, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/18/2010
Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.
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I Found Your Moustache

Season 7, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/5/2010
Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
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Tinkle Like a Princess

Season 7, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/23/2010
Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.
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Aye, Aye, Captain

Season 7, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/8/2010
Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.
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Crude and Uncalled For

Season 7, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/1/2010
Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.
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Yay, No Polyps!

Season 7, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/18/2010
Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents.
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Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Season 7, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/11/2010
In order to woo his ex-girlfriend, Jake begins writing love songs, while Herb and Alan attempt to hide their secret friendship from the watchful eye of Judith.
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Warning, It's Dirty

Season 7, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/14/2009
Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, whose girlfriend is away for Christmas.
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That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Season 7, Episode 10 - Air Date: 12/7/2009
Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.
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Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Season 7, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/24/2009
While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.
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Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Season 7, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/16/2009
While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.
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Untainted by Filth

Season 7, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/9/2009
Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.
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Give Me Your Thumb

Season 7, Episode 6 - Air Date: 11/2/2009
Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.
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For the Sake of the Child

Season 7, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/19/2009
Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Season 7, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/12/2009
Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.
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Mmm, fish. Yum.

Season 7, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/5/2009
Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.
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Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Season 7, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/28/2009
When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.
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Season 7, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/21/2009
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.