Season 5 Episodes

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Waiting for the Right Snapper

Season 5, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/19/2008
When Charlie meets Angie's grown-up daughter, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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If My Hole Could Talk

Season 5, Episode 18 - Air Date: 5/12/2008
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
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Fish in a Drawer

Season 5, Episode 17 - Air Date: 5/5/2008
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
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Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

Season 5, Episode 16 - Air Date: 4/28/2008
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
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Rough Night in Hump Junction

Season 5, Episode 15 - Air Date: 4/21/2008
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
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Winky-Dink Time

Season 5, Episode 14 - Air Date: 4/14/2008
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
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The Soil is Moist

Season 5, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/31/2008
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
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A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5, Episode 12 - Air Date: 3/24/2008
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
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Meander To Your Dander

Season 5, Episode 11 - Air Date: 3/17/2008
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
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Kinda Like Necrophilia

Season 5, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/26/2007
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
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Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Season 5, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/19/2007
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
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Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

Season 5, Episode 8 - Air Date: 10/22/2007
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well.
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The Leather Gear Is In The Guest Room

Season 5, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/5/2007
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
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Help Daddy Find His Toenail

Season 5, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/29/2007
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
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Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

Season 5, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/22/2007
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
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City of Great Racks

Season 5, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/15/2007
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
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Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

Season 5, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/8/2007
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends.
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Media Room Slash Dungeon

Season 5, Episode 2 - Air Date: 10/1/2007
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
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Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

Season 5, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/24/2007
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.