Season 3 Episodes

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That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/22/2006
Charlie and Mia start making their wedding arrangements. Things begin to fall apart when their two families meet each other.
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Arguments for the Quickie

Season 3, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/15/2006
Mia comes back to town with her dance troupe and invites Charlie to her performance. At first, he decides not to go and tries to convince Alan that he no longer has feelings for her.
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Just Once With Aunt Sophie

Season 3, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/8/2006
A girl from Jake’s school invites him to his first boy-girl party. Charlie and Alan help him get ready for it by giving him advice.
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And the Plot Moistens

Season 3, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/1/2006
Jake’s teacher has a meeting with Alan and Judith to discuss the lack of interest Jake has at school.
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Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

Season 3, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/24/2006
Alan tries to win Kandi back. Meanwhile, Charlie starts to sleep with her mom, Mandi, and Judith gets set up with her father, Andy.
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Golly Moses, She's A Muffin

Season 3, Episode 19 - Air Date: 4/10/2006
Charlie is surprised to find out that Kandi has been living with them for the last three weeks. Alan is having a tough time helping Kandi earn a living.
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The Spit-Covered Cobbler

Season 3, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/20/2006
Alan starts to have financial problems when he starts paying for his girlfriend's bills, so Charlie tries to get him to break up with her.
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The Unfortunate Little Schnauser

Season 3, Episode 17 - Air Date: 3/13/2006
Charlie is nominated for an advertising award, but he decides to boycott it because his arch nemesis always wins.
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Ergo, The Booty Call

Season 3, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/6/2006
Alan has trouble deciding if he should bring his younger girlfriend to Jake's birthday party to meet his mom and his ex-wife.
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My Tongue is Meat

Season 3, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/27/2006
Charlie has trouble keeping up with Mia's healthy lifestyle, so he begins to sneak beers, cigars, and burgers behind her back.
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Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

Season 3, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/6/2006
Charlie arranges a romantic date with Mia in the hopes of consummating their relationship. Alan begins to date Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
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Humiliation is a Visual Medium

Season 3, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/23/2006
Charlie finds himself in a relationship that is not based on sex.
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That Special Tug

Season 3, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/9/2006
Charlie sees a therapist to learn how to deal with Alan's emotional insecurities.
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Santa's Village of the Damned

Season 3, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/19/2005
Alan starts dating a woman with a Martha Stewart complex. Before long she's running the house with an obsession for perfection.
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Something Salted and Twisted

Season 3, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/28/2005
Charlie helps Alan with his obsession of always having to get approval from the women in his life.
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Madame and Her Special Friend

Season 3, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/21/2005
One of Charlie's elderly neighbors tries to seduce Alan, while Charlie tries to stop Jake from giving money to a televangelist.
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That Voodoo That I Do Do

Season 3, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/14/2005
Charlie sees a hot ballet teacher named Mia (Emmanuelle Vaugier), but she isn't interested in him. So Charlie tricks Jake into taking ballet lessons so he can get closer to her.
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Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

Season 3, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/7/2005
Charlie wakes up with Rose the morning after her birthday party. Her irate father (Martin Sheen), comes to ask Charlie about what the future holds for him and Rose, but the unexpected happens when Evelyn shows up.
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Hi, Mr. Horned One

Season 3, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/24/2005
Ignoring Alan's warnings, Charlie continues to date Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
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We Called It Mr. Pinky

Season 3, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/17/2005
Charlie learns he can't be in a long-lasting relationship, becuase of unresolved issues he has with his mother.
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Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

Season 3, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/10/2005
Berta causes tension between Charlie and Alan, when she temporarily moves in with them
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Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

Season 3, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/3/2005
Charlie finds out that Alan hasn't been dating other women, but infact has been seeing is ex-wife. To keep Jake from finding out, Alan tells Charlie not to tell him because he doesn't want Jake to get his hopes up.
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Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

Season 3, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/26/2005
Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts.
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Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

Season 3, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/19/2005
After falling off the roof, Alan needs Charlie's help in looking after Jake, which interferes with Charlie's social life.