Season 2 Episodes

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Does This Smell Funny to You?

Season 2, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/23/2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
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Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Season 2, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/16/2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents.
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That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Season 2, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/9/2005
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil.
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A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

Season 2, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/2/2005
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"".
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I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

Season 2, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/18/2005
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
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A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise

Season 2, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/21/2005
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri.
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It Was Mame, Mom

Season 2, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/7/2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner.
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Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

Season 2, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/21/2005
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him.
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Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Season 2, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/14/2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice.
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Smell the Umbrella Stand

Season 2, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/7/2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
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Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

Season 2, Episode 14 - Air Date: 1/31/2005
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital.
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Zejdz z Moich Wlosów a.k.a. Get Off My Hair

Season 2, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/17/2005
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission.
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A Lungful of Alan

Season 2, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/3/2005
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
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Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

Season 2, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/13/2004
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle.
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The Salmon Under My Sweater

Season 2, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/29/2004
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan.
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Yes, Monsignor

Season 2, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/22/2004
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa.
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Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Season 2, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/15/2004
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake.
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A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Season 2, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/8/2004
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

Season 2, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/25/2004
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
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Bad News from the Clinic

Season 2, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/18/2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
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Go Get Mommy's Bra

Season 2, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/11/2004
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan.
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A Bag Full of Jawea

Season 2, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/4/2004
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
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Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

Season 2, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/27/2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
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Back Off Mary Poppins

Season 2, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/20/2004
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.