Season 1 Episodes

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Can You Feel My Finger?

Season 1, Episode 24 - Air Date: 5/24/2004
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
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Just Like Buffalo

Season 1, Episode 23 - Air Date: 5/17/2004
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
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My Doctor has a Cow Puppet

Season 1, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/10/2004
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.
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No Sniffing, No Wowing

Season 1, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/3/2004
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.
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Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

Season 1, Episode 20 - Air Date: 4/19/2004
Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent's divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing.
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I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

Season 1, Episode 19 - Air Date: 3/22/2004
Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
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An Old Flame With a New Wick

Season 1, Episode 18 - Air Date: 3/22/2004
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
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Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats

Season 1, Episode 17 - Air Date: 2/23/2004
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
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That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

Season 1, Episode 16 - Air Date: 2/16/2004
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
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Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)

Season 1, Episode 15 - Air Date: 2/9/2004
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.
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I Can't Afford Hyenas

Season 1, Episode 14 - Air Date: 2/2/2003
Stan, Charlie's accountant, tries to explain Charlie's financial woes to him.
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Sara Like Puny Alan

Season 1, Episode 13 - Air Date: 1/12/2004
Charlie finally gets a chance for a double date with a hot neighbor, who is out for revenge on her cheating husband, and her sister who's a hot soap opera actress, and needs Alan to come along.
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Camel Filters + Pheromones

Season 1, Episode 12 - Air Date: 1/5/2004
When Berta is forced to bring her granddaughter Prudence to work with her, the boys find themselves a little preoccupied with her.
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Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

Season 1, Episode 11 - Air Date: 12/15/2003
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn't think Alan is as cool as Judith; prompts Alan to realize that if he wants to get back into the dating scene, he's going to have to change his look as well.
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Merry Thanksgiving

Season 1, Episode 10 - Air Date: 11/24/2003
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner
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Phase One, Complete

Season 1, Episode 9 - Air Date: 11/17/2003
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going.
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Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

Season 1, Episode 8 - Air Date: 11/10/2003
Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
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If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

Season 1, Episode 7 - Air Date: 11/3/2003
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked.
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Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

Season 1, Episode 6 - Air Date: 10/27/2003
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn't want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one.
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The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

Season 1, Episode 5 - Air Date: 10/20/2003
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game.
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If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap

Season 1, Episode 4 - Air Date: 10/13/2003
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers' decision to quit, after she experiences Alan's demanding ways.
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Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

Season 1, Episode 3 - Air Date: 10/6/2003
After spending a day at Disneyland, Jake gets sick and wants to go to his mothers' house, to have her take care of him.
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Big Flappy Bastards

Season 1, Episode 2 - Air Date: 9/29/2003
While spending time with Jake, Charlie finds it hard to enforce rules that Alan has set out for him.
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Season 1, Episode 1 - Air Date: 9/22/2003
After Charlie's night with a girl is ruined due to Alan's interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his "suffocated" wife: Judith.