Doug Wilson : Nance, trust me, a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money.
Doug Wilson: Who let in Cancer-c**t?
Celia Hodes: It's 'Cancer-tits', Doug. No wonder your wife prefers to f**k a pole.
Doug Wilson: My wife's f**king a Polish guy?
Nancy Botwin: I think she mean Dana's stripper class, Doug.
Doug Wilson: Oh, right, like the actual pole itself. that's funny, really, but seriously I hate you and I hope you get by a truck.
Heylia: White people get soda pop, n*ggers get bullets.