CSI: NY follows the lives, loves and careers of the men and women in the Crime Scene Investigation forensic unit in New York City. The show chronicles the tools, techniques, science and technology employed by Detectives Mac Taylor, Stella Bonasera, Danny Messer, Don Flack, Sheldon Hawkes and Lindsay Monroe as they sift through forensic evidence from various crimes, in order to solve them and apprehend the perpetrators. CSI: NY airs on CBS. See Also: CSI and CSI: Miami

22 September 2004 (USA)

Anthony E. Zuiker
Carol Mendelsohn
Ann Donahue

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Danny Messer: [looking at evidence from a murder case] I can't wrap my head around it, Mac. You get up, you go to work, see the people that you know, you talk, you laugh. You're living your life, then suddenly, boom. It's just over. Just like that, and you never even saw it coming.

[Aiden tries to pick the pocket of a training dummy without ringing the bell, but she can't]
Danny Messer: You're such a girl.
Aiden Burn: [smacking him in the head] Shut up.

Danny Messer: There's one thing I hate more than running... leaping.

Danny Messer: You take the bottom; I'll take the top.
Aiden Burn: I like being on top.

[to a suspect]
Don Flack: You don't call, you don't write... I was starting to think you are seeing other detective.

[Danny holds up a fingerprint sample, stares at it through the light of a torch]
Stella Bonasera: You are gonna do more than just stare at it.
Danny Messer: I am waiting for it to talk to me.
Stella Bonasera: Then you might have to buy it a drink first.

[Danny and Stella enter a sushi restaurant in which the food is served on nude women]
Stella Bonasera: Oh, that can't be sanitary.
Danny Messer: Who cares if it's sanitary. I want to see the menu.

Mac Taylor: It could happen to you, you know?
Danny Messer: What? Marriage?
Mac Taylor: Love.
Danny Messer: Don't even say something like that, Mac. It's not funny!