Celebrity Gossip

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/22/07

This week’s TV gossip and news – baked from scratch just for you!

If it is an odd-numbered hour when you are reading this, Britney Spears is out of rehab.  If it is an even-numbered hour, she is back in.  PLEASE STAY IN BRIT BRIT.  Take a nap.  Drink some smoothies.  Chill out.  (Star)

Universal is suing PerezHilton over the topless photos of Jennifer Aniston that appeared on his website.  No monetary damages, though, so his odd career continues.  (The Smoking Gun)

I have seen about two minutes of some episode of CSI Miami, but that is enough to understand why this two minute compilation of David Caruso putting on his sunglasses is brilliant. (YouTube via Defamer)

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/20/07

This week’s TV gossip and news –lovingly hand-crafted just for you!

Tara Connors wasn’t the first beauty queen to get into trouble.  For those of you who might not have been born back in 1984, Vanessa Williams from Ugly Betty was dethroned as Miss America due to nude Penthouse photos that surfaced after her coronation.  Proving there is life after scandal (are you listening recently-dethroned Miss Nevada, Britney Spears, um…well, so many of you young ladies in the limelight?), she has obviously gone on to do just fine for herself.  So she’s decided to take it all off again – tastefully – for an article in beauty mag “Allure.” (New York Post)

Speaking of...although she is not first and foremost a television star, she has appeared on the small screen (“Chaotic,” anyone?  Sadly foreshadowing title, anyone?) so I am beholden by the Gossip Code to also mention that Brit-Brit shaved her head this weekend, has been spotted wearing odd wigs and acting odder.  All in all: she continues to crush all her fans’ hopes about that post-K-Fed comeback we were all expecting.  (Perez Hilton)

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/15/07

The week’s TV Gossip – dragged in by the cat just for you!

Stephen Colbert now has his own Ben and Jerry flavor, Americone Dream.  Please note that it’s just regular old vanilla ice cream; some people online were guessing it would be FRENCH vanilla, to which I respond: you have clearly never seen the Colbert Report.  (E! Online)

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/6/07

The week’s TV gossip and news – found in the sofa cushions just for you!

Tim Gunn is leaving Parsons School of Design for a position as Chief Creative Officer for Liz Claiborne.  But don't worry, Project Runway fans - he will still be carrying on and making it work on the Bravo show. (Star Magazine)

"Buffy" fans bummed: Joss Whedon, creator of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel" has announced that he is no longer attached to the "Wonder Woman" feature project. (EW Online)

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 2/2/07

This week's TV gossip and news – picked out of a hat, just for you! They can't be serious. I mean I love love LOVE Courtney Love. Whether she's all cleaned up or careening out of control, she is one FASCINATING spectacle. But a JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL? (US Weekly) Oh. They weren't serious. (Gawker) Is T.R. Knight quitting "Grey's Anatomy?" Is Isiah Washington out of Jerk Rehab? Is everyone thinking this story has been beaten into the ground and is now kinda snooze-ville? (MSNBC, BGay.com)

News You Cannot Possibly Use - 1/26/07

This week's TV Gossip – arbitrarily selected just for you! This is not news: Tyra Banks, no longer in a profession requiring a certain body type, gains some weight.  This is news: That anyone would think this is news.  For those people, might I recommend reacquainting yourselves with the definition of retirement?  Hasn't she done her time?  Let the woman eat carbs in peace. (People) There is apparently a Jerk Rehab and Isaiah Washington has entered it. (Life & Style via The Fix)