How I Met Your Mother

Episode 2 - World’s Greatest Burger 9/29/2008 Edit details A "burger-mad" Marshall is on a quest to find the place where he ate the first hamburger he ever had in New York.

Episode 4 - Stella! 10/13/2008 Edit details Stella's sister Nora stops by and she does not love Ted. Lucky for Ted, Nora's fianc? does not love Nora either, and he practically leaves her at the altar. And there is an empty altar waiting around for a bride and groom to stand in front of it...

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Episode 7 - Not a Father's Day 11/10/2008 Edit details Lily and Marshall are considering having a baby, but Lily wants advice from Ted and Robin, first. However, she soon finds they have very different views.

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Episode 8 - Woooo! 11/17/2008 Edit details Robin reconnects with a group of single partiers known as the "Woo Girls". Ted must present Barney a plan for his company's new HQ.

Episode 9 - The Naked Man 11/24/2008 Edit details The gang learns a new way to get their dates to sleep with them after Ted walks in on Robin's date sitting naked on the couch.

Episode 1 - Wait for It 9/24/2007 Edit details Ted decides to hit the town with Barney after meeting Robin’s new boyfriend, played by guest star Enrique Iglesias. Meanwhile, out of town, Ted hooks up with a tattooed party girl named Amy, played by Mandy Moore.

Episode 2 - We're Not from Here 10/1/2007 Edit details Ted and Barney pose as tourists in order to attract women. Meanwhile, Robin is back from Argentina and is strangely annoyed at some things she found adorable in South America. Marshall then writes Lily a letter to be included in his “death folder” intended to comfort surviving relatives if he dies. Unable to stand the wait, Marshall opens Lily’s letter to him. He is disappointed because it is short and impersonal. They have their first fight as a married couple.

Episode 3 - Third Wheel 10/8/2007 Edit details Ted scores a threesome but Barney is not too keen on the matter. In fact, he and Lily try to sabotage the threesome in the offing. Meanwhile, Robin decides not to shave so she will behave on a date and not end up sleeping with the guy.

Episode 4 - Little Boys 10/15/2007 Edit details Lily sets up Robin on a date with the father of one of her students. Clearly, Robin is not cut out for motherhood, though, and she is hesitant because the guy has a kid. When things start to get more intimate between him and the guy, Robin feels things are getting too serious. This culminates at the kid drawing a piece called “My New Mommy.” Meanwhile, Ted and Barney figure in a competition to see who can get a certain girl to sleep with him first.

Episode 5 - How I Met Everyone Else 10/22/2007 Edit details Ted introduces his newest girlfriend to the gang, but he cannot remember her name so he calls her Blahblah. Embarrassed that they met online, the two invent a new and more romantic way of meeting. Because of this, everyone starts reminiscing about how they met each other via flashbacks.

Episode 6 - I'm Not That Guy 10/29/2007 Edit details Marshall lands his dream job at the Natural Resources Defense Council. However, Lily insists that he still goes ahead with an interview for a corporate job. Soon, he finds out why – Lily has tons of credit card debt from shopping whenever she is depressed. He changes his mind eventually. Meanwhile, Barney discovers an adult movie starring an actor named Ted Mosby. He then finds out that the porn star and Ted come from the same home town in Ohio.

Episode 7 - Dowisetrepla 11/5/2007 Edit details To get out of Ted’s way, Marshall is on a lookout for a new apartment with Lily. It looks like they found a prized one in a neighborhood called Dowisetrepla. A complication arises when it was revealed that Lily has a huge credit card debt that Marshall does not know about. They are still, however, able to buy the house.

Episode 8 - Spoiler Alert 11/12/2007 Edit details When Ted begins to crush on a “perfect girl,” the gang points out that she talks too much. Ted, then, realizes that everyone has flaws and this leads to the group getting their own epiphanies as well. The results of Marshall’s bar exam are out but he can not remember the password. In the end, Marshall finds his password in the lyrics of one of his songs and Ted sees the “perfect girl” dating a man who is deaf.

Episode 9 - Slapsgiving 11/19/2007 Edit details Celebrating their first Thanksgiving together as a couple, Lily and Marshall are trying their best to make everything look perfect. Robin and Ted end up the only people to show up the night before, which they spend baking pies. After a few bickering, the two end up sleeping together. On the next day, the girls, Robin and Lily, want them to talk about what happened, while the boys, Ted, Marshall, and Barney, just want to ignore it. In the end, they are forced to talk about it over Thanksgiving dinner.

Episode 10 - The Yips 11/26/2007 Edit details The gang decides to sign in for gym membership to get in shape but too bad for Barney, for the woman with whom he lost his virginity to works there. Barney has fond memories of his first time, but it is shattered when the girl tells him that she only said it was good because his brother James slept with her. He heads to a Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show after-party but his pick-up lines all fail. After a cameo from Heidi Klum, the girl eventually sleeps with her and this time, she says it really was her best ever.

Episode 11 - The Platinum Rule 12/10/2007 Edit details When Ted reveals that he plans to date his tattoo removal doctor, Barney quickly disagrees and cites the Platinum Rule, in reference to the bible’s Golden Rule. The Platinum Rule forbids dating “neighbors,” such as colleagues or next-door neighbors, because when the relationship ends, it says that you have to deal with the pain of still seeing that person constantly.

Episode 12 - No Tomorrow 3/17/2008 Edit details It is St. Patrick’s Day. Barney and Ted celebrate by going out of town with two hot dates, which ditch later on to get into a club full of women. Ted realizes, for some reason, the universe is rewarding him for all the bad deed that he is doing. He meets a sultry woman and goes on a one-night stand with her. His theory is still intact until she tells him that she is married. Meanwhile, the Marshall, Lily, and Robin play board games at the new apartment. While playing, they realize that the floor is slanted.

Episode 13 - Ten Sessions 3/24/2008 Edit details While trying to get the butterfly tattoo on his back removed, Ted falls for the dermatologist. She, however, says she has an eight-year-old daughter is too busy to date. In fact, she says, the only time she can give herself is her two-minute lunch period. Meanwhile, the receptionist, played by Britney Spears, falls for Ted.

Episode 14 - The Bracket 3/31/2008 Edit details After a stalker hounds Barney and warns the women that he picks up from sleeping with him, he devises a strategy to identify her. He uses a tournament-style bracketing system to narrow down the field, but in the end, finds out that none of the women he picks is the stalker. Lily, meanwhile, still wants him to apologize to at least the last four women standing.

Episode 15 - The Simmons Report 4/7/2008 Edit details Marshall comes at the receiving end of a really angry boss, after he failed to finish a report on time. The gang deliberates on the case and concludes that screaming at the one below him should do the trick, in reference to a circle or chain of screaming where one person screams at the person below him. In a diner, Marshal tries but fails to scream at a waiter. The next day, however, he finally manages to rise to the occasion, he yells at his boss and quits.

Episode 16 - Sandcastles in the Sand 4/21/2008 Edit details Robin visits a visit from an old flame from high school, Simon, and they begin to hit it off, again. The others, Ted, Lily and Marshall also get a blast from the past when they get a visit from old friends. This, in turn, leads them to rethink the differences their personalities underwent. When Robin is dumped once again by Simon, the heat of the moment leads to a kiss with Barney.

Episode 17 - The Goat 4/27/2008 Edit details Despite a mutual agreement with Robin that she wouldn’t tell Ted about their tryst, Barney still feels a sense of guilt over breaking the Bro Code. He asks Marshall to find loopholes in the historic code but he does not find any. Eventually, it was Robin who spills the beans to Ted, who yells at Barney when he goes to pick him up in a limo. Meanwhile, Lily finds a stray goat and actually grows attached to it.

Episode 18 - Rebound Bro 5/5/2008 Edit details Barney is out to find a “rebound bro” to help him get lucky. The best he is able to come up with is Randy, a co-worker. Little did Barney know that Randy has been celibate 13 years. He then enlists the help of Robin to make Randy comfortable with small tal

Episode 19 - Everything Must Go 5/12/2008 Edit details Lily and Marshall try to raise $1,500 for the apartment by selling Lily’s expensive couture. The first idea was to sell some her paintings but after finding that the only people who bought one only bought it for the vintage frame, they resort to the expens

Episode 20 - Miracles 5/19/2008 Edit details Ted figures in a car accident when his cab is hit by a car. It has Marshall talking about miracles in the hospital. Because of the accident, Ted reevaluates his life and his relationship with Stella. Just then, almost everyone remembers prior moments in th

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