Season 14 Episodes

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Moe Baby Blues

Season 14, Episode 22 - Air Date: 5/18/2003
The family goes to the Springfield Botanical Gardens, where they and the other residents are there to see the blossoming of the Sumatran Century Flower.
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The Bart of War

Season 14, Episode 21 - Air Date: 5/18/2003
When Marge sees Bart and Milhouse incited to violence after watching an episode of South Park, she tries to turn them onto some good television on the PAX television network.
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Brake My Wife, Please

Season 14, Episode 20 - Air Date: 5/11/2003
At the Springfield Aquarium, Marge accompanies the kids on a school field trip. Lisa spots penguins flying and after Bart has shown off his "flawless pearls," which results in him being taken the hospital, where a lack of insurance card keeps him prisoner.
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Old Yeller-Belly

Season 14, Episode 19 - Air Date: 5/4/2003
Bart's tree house is destroyed and the Amish are called in to rebuild it. Because the Amish are master electricians, Bart's new tree house catches fire at its grand opening.
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Dude, Where's My Ranch?

Season 14, Episode 18 - Air Date: 4/27/2003
It's Christmastime and the family is out caroling. When they carol outside of a lawyer's house, he informs them they can't sing the song they're singing without paying a royalty.
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Three Gays of the Condo

Season 14, Episode 17 - Air Date: 4/13/2003
After yet another Homer and Marge fight, Homer ends up sharing a condo with two homosexuals - who don't exactly think Homer is straight.
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Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

Season 14, Episode 16 - Air Date: 3/30/2003
Principal Skinner introduces the students of Springfield Elementary to Declan Desmond, a documentary filmmaker.
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C. E. D'oh

Season 14, Episode 15 - Air Date: 3/16/2003
On St. Valentine's Day Marge is too tired in participating in the lovemaking that Homer was so looking forward to.
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Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington

Season 14, Episode 14 - Air Date: 3/9/2003
Krusty gets elected to Congress in part to help get the flight path for Springfield Airport diverted from directly over Homer's house, but falls in line with the conservatives once he's there.
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A Star is Born Again

Season 14, Episode 13 - Air Date: 3/2/2003
Ned dates a once-famous starlette in a sendup of "Notting Hill".
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I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can

Season 14, Episode 12 - Air Date: 2/16/2003
The kids are getting ready to go back to school. On the first day, Principal Skinner holds an all school Spelling Bee, which Lisa easily wins, allowing her to go to the state spelling finals.
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Barting Over

Season 14, Episode 11 - Air Date: 2/16/2003
Lisa dreams of being honored as one of three great Americans, only to be waken by Marge's vacuum. Marge and the rest of the family have begun spring cleaning.
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Pray Anything

Season 14, Episode 10 - Air Date: 2/9/2003
When Flanders wins a half-time money shot during a WNBA game, Homer asks him what the secret to his good fortune is.
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The Strong Arms of the Ma

Season 14, Episode 9 - Air Date: 2/2/2003
Marge gets mugged outside the Kwik-E-Mart and she starts feeling vulnerable and becomes scared to leave the house.
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The Dad Who Knew Too Little

Season 14, Episode 8 - Air Date: 1/12/2003
Homer fails to get the birthday present that Lisa wanted. The gift he gets her instead makes it obvious that he knows nothing about his daughter and that makes her disappointed in him.
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Special Edna (a.k.a. Love And Marking)

Season 14, Episode 7 - Air Date: 1/5/2003
Edna looks forward to the apple picking trip she is going to take Seymour, only he has to cancel because he needs to take care of his mother.
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The Great Louse Detective

Season 14, Episode 6 - Air Date: 12/15/2002
The family receives an invitation to go to a health spa. While there Homer is alone in the steam room, when some unknown person locks him inside and turns the heat up to the "MURDER" setting.
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Helter Shelter

Season 14, Episode 5 - Air Date: 12/1/2002
When Homer is injured at work, his compensation is use of a luxury sky box. The family enjoys the luxuries, but Lisa is bored and joins the masses rink side.
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Large Marge

Season 14, Episode 4 - Air Date: 11/24/2002
Marge sees Homer flirting with two women and later tries to decide whether he is still interested in her or not.
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Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade

Season 14, Episode 3 - Air Date: 11/17/2002
Tired of "suckling on the six network teat," with their endless array of "reality shows," the Simpson family gets a satellite dish.
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How I Spent My Strummer Vacation

Season 14, Episode 2 - Air Date: 11/10/2002
When Homer can't pay for his beer, he finds alternate means for altering his consciousness. When he finally is given a beer, it puts him over the edge and into a cab home.
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Treehouse of Horror XIII

Season 14, Episode 1 - Air Date: 11/3/2002
The family (along with Ned Flanders) holds a séance which brings the ghost of Maude Flanders back from the grave.