As Gretchen sleeps peacefully in her bed, Slade takes a shower and tries to remember which Housewife‘s home he‘s in. Just kidding, they‘ve been dating for a year and they LOVE EACH OTHER. Gross. Slade is gross. Also, it‘s part of Shawna‘s job as a friend and Gretchen‘s employee to keep people from calling her a princess. Is that so much to ask?!Fernanda visits Tamra, and she brought wine "to relax." But Tamra has other plans for how they can relax. Well, I don‘t think she has plans but she brought out a wine opener (ha ha it‘s like a giant vibrator!). Anyway, the ladies sit down with a glass of wine as Tamra announces that she‘s decided, "stupid sh*t doesn‘t matter anymore." Tamra is in love with this Eddie character, but she‘s not ready to introduce him to her kids. Tamra realizes that sometimes divorce is hard, but they decide to believe that everything will be fine. Then they kiss but it‘s not a big deal, okay?
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